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Me: "Do you want daddy to come in the hot tub with you?" 4 Yr Old: "No, only one penis in the hot tub at a time! On… https://t.co/IuC89FdhQZ
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My 10 year old sister was eating her ice cream at record speed: Me: Dude, slow down! It’s not going anywhere Her:… https://t.co/3fzK1yiTuz
🍑Hump Day🍑 🌤If the Sun came out in Michigan more often, I'd be happier... 🌤 No Joke... There's literal science to… https://t.co/aav77i3r0f

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