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Could a brother get *Doing the waffle stomp* up in this bitch? #CardsAgainstHumanity
My psychic warns that my future is filled with *Kiwis.*. #CardsAgainstHumanity
The best part of waking up is *El Dorado*. #CardsAgainstHumanity
The best part of waking up is *El Dorado*. #CardsAgainstHumanity
Tonight on SNICK: "Are You Afriad of *A man with the head of a goat and the body of a goat.*? #CardsAgainstHumanity
Tonight on SNICK:
Every Christmas, my uncle gets drunk and tells the story about *Quinoa.*. #CardsAgainstHumanity
Every Christmas, my uncle gets drunk and tells the story about *Quinoa.*. #CardsAgainstHumanity
While officially still frowned on, *Doing a somersault and barfing* is now permitted in the U.S. armed forces. #CardsAgainstHumanity
While officially still frowned on, *Doing a somersault and barfing* is now permitted in the U.S. armed forces. #CardsAgainstHumanity
From the producers of Shark Week... Coming this fall, *Jihotties* Week. #CardsAgainstHumanity
From the producers of Shark Week... Coming this fall, *Jihotties* Week. #CardsAgainstHumanity
Sometimes *Apologizing* cost entirely too much. #CardsAgainstHumanity
Sometimes *Apologizing* cost entirely too much. #CardsAgainstHumanity
As Teddy Roosevelt said, the four manly virtues are honor, temperance, industry, and *Moon people.*. #CardsAgainstHumanity
As Teddy Roosevelt said, the four manly virtues are honor, temperance, industry, and *Moon people.*. #CardsAgainstHumanity
Tonight on 20/20: What you don't know about Moot could kill you. #CardsAgainstHumanity
Tonight on 20/20: What you don't know about Moot could kill you.
#CardsAgainstHumanity
Siskel and Ebert have panned *A fear of swallowing pomegranate seeds* as "poorly conceived" and "sloppily executed." #CardsAgainstHumanity
Siskel and Ebert have panned *A fear of swallowing pomegranate seeds* as
I think I need to take Fluffums to puppy training: he has this terrible habit of *Neil Patrick Harris.*. #CardsAgainstHumanity
I think I need to take Fluffums to puppy training: he has this terrible habit of *Neil Patrick Harris.*. #CardsAgainstHumanity

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