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Australians have voted to replace the Union Jack with an image of *The wet spot* on the national flag. #CardsAgainstHumanity
In a new novel by Nicholas Sparks, a young girl tragically falls in love with *Tom Cruise and his witchcraft.*. #CardsAgainstHumanity
Old Willy used to be just like you or me, before *Pussy* got a hold of him. #CardsAgainstHumanity
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One more thing. Watch out for Big Mike. They say he killed a man with *Sugar madness.*. #CardsAgainstHumanity
*An old dog full of tumors* : not only, like, super gross? But like, from a feminist standpoint? Totallyproblematic. #CardsAgainstHumanity
Knowledge equals *Onions.*. #CardsAgainstHumanity
Utah is considering the legalization of *Libertarians.*. #CardsAgainstHumanity
The Five Stages of Grief: denial, anger, bargaining, *Infinity.*, acceptance. #CardsAgainstHumanity
During his midlife crisis, my dad got really into *Jesus H. Christ.*. #CardsAgainstHumanity
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Who would have guessed that the alien invasion would be easily thwarted by GoGurt®. #CardsAgainstHumanity
Summer lovin', had me a blast. *Cock.*, happened so fast. #CardsAgainstHumanity
Anything worth doing is worth doing for *Sploosh!*. #CardsAgainstHumanity
You Won't Believe These 15 Hilarious *Menopause* Bloopers! #CardsAgainstHumanity