AbsolutMiami (@AbsolutMiami)


Welcome to my new 1 followers and goodbye to 1 unfollowers (FREE stats by https://t.co/L7WPsQwATF)
RT @NWSCLE: Hold on to your Pooch!...We have an unofficial "Small Dog Warning" Wind Advisory for northern #Ohio and NW #Pennsylvania this e…
RT @SimonJadis: @chrissyteigen @tacobell You don't have to worry about that if you get soft tacos. Which ... I realize that you know. But I…
RT @PylesLindsey: @tacobell @chrissyteigen Because then you will just have a soggy taco every hour
RT @chrissyteigen: @tacobell you guys should deliver your taco meat separate from the shell so I can build it myself, thus preventing soggy…
RT @baconflavoring: it’s 9:45. the kitchen closes in 15 minutes. i’m going to wait until my waiter comes by and i’m gonna finish the wine i…
RT @baconflavoring: if I went to Outback Steakhouse by myself tonight and asked for a table for 2, then got progressively sadder as the nig…
RT @PapaJohns: Today we announced a partnership with @purdueglobal to offer a fully funded college benefit program for corporate team membe…
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RT @mattwhitlockPM: miley cyrus covering dolly parton's "jolene" gives me goosebumps on the inside of my body https://t.co/XCSgRS8AQ5
RT @seewhatsnext: #ChefsTable Season 6 premieres February 22 — dig in https://t.co/RYqFm0L85O
RT @RuPaulsDragRace: It's go wig or go home, and we are absolutely losing our wigs over @MileyCyrus joining the premiere episode of #DragRa
RT @strongblacklead: "Siempre Bruja" is streaming now on Netflix!!! 🙌🏾 I've been looking forward to this film for WEEKS. The storytelling a…
RT @strongblacklead: Let’s be honest in the world of sports there’s a game on top of the game! High Flying Bird explores the deep relations…
Latest Stats = 1 Followers and 3 Unfollowers (tracked by https://t.co/zQTy34aaVV)
RT @jowrotethis: What’s most baffling to me is that a human-shaped genie has been done and it was fine so like why NOT just slap some harem…
RT @DisneyStudios: A whole new world. Check out the exclusive first look at Disney’s #Aladdin on the cover of the newest issue of @EW! http…
RT @kylebuchanan: They premiered this image at night??? We are supposed to sleep after this??? I have never known peace https://t.co/zUzl8X

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