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@JackieHillPerry The Road by Cormac McCarthy, if you want some truly creative language that paints parenthood and f… https://t.co/VX7ZIgsAWb
RT @TragicAllyHere: I’m a mom in my 30’s so I’m in a weird spot where I like to listen to Billie Eilish but I also hope she makes good choi…
RT @dukekwondc: My dear Wormwood, I’m pleased w/ arrangements you made for the Report’s release on Maundy Thurs. Keep your patient fixated…
RT @dukekwondc: My dear Wormwood,
I’m pleased w/ arrangements you made for the Report’s release on Maundy Thurs. Keep your patient fixated…
@cpavalicious like hey, look at that high-waisted man. He got feminine hips.
@cpavalicious like hey, look at that high-waisted man. He got feminine hips.
@dariofigs Umbreon? (Had a friend help on this one...)
@dariofigs Umbreon? (Had a friend help on this one...)
RT @KylePlantEmoji: Joaquin is just quinoa pronounced in reverse
RT @KylePlantEmoji: Joaquin is just quinoa pronounced in reverse
RT @harriweinreb: [pulling up beside cop car] Say officer, where do I get a license
RT @harriweinreb: [pulling up beside cop car]

Say officer, where do I get a license
RT @BethMooreLPM: Be a respite from the world’s hate & fear & anxiety & meanness & coldness & prejudice & slander for people today.…
RT @BethMooreLPM: Be a respite from the world’s hate 
& fear 
& anxiety 
& meanness 
& coldness 
& prejudice 
& slander for...
RT @hayley_hud: What if the person who thought of the word umbrella meant to call it a brella but was under a lot of pressure
RT @hayley_hud: What if the person who thought of the word umbrella meant to call it a brella but was under a lot of pressure
RT @House_Feminist: [completing an online purchase] *satsified smirk* ah yes, in 3-5 business days I will begin life anew as the person I…
RT @House_Feminist: [completing an online purchase]

*satsified smirk* ah yes, in 3-5 business days I will begin life anew as the person I…
RT @jonforeman: “From the time you were very little you've had people who have smiled you into smiling, talked you into talking, sung you i…
RT @jonforeman: “From the time you were very little you've had people who have smiled you into smiling, talked you into talking, sung you i…
RT @shitshrimp: I think I've discovered something I shouldn't have https://t.co/azqhfpz0L2
RT @shitshrimp: I think I've discovered something I shouldn't have https://t.co/azqhfpz0L2
RT @ValeeGrrl: if I call my son’s baseball tryouts his “audition” one more time I think my husband may run away from home
RT @ValeeGrrl: if I call my son’s baseball tryouts his “audition” one more time I think my husband may run away from home
@SeanMorris_13 Cmon Sean, thanks a bunch for bringing for bringing this to my feed...
@SeanMorris_13 Cmon Sean, thanks a bunch for bringing for bringing this to my feed...
RT @3sunzzz: Jesus (welcoming friends): Come on in, the water's wine.
RT @3sunzzz: Jesus (welcoming friends): Come on in, the water's wine.
RT @andykhouri: What people actually mean when they say they want “non-political” comics like when they were kids is that they’re devastate…
RT @andykhouri: What people actually mean when they say they want “non-political” comics like when they were kids is that they’re devastate…
RT @david8hughes: If you’re ever hiking in the woods and you get lost, just look up and find the brightest star in the sky and you’ll know…
RT @david8hughes: If you’re ever hiking in the woods and you get lost, just look up and find the brightest star in the sky and you’ll know…

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