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Trump to Melania: Who is that? Melania: Don't know. Ivanka: Don't know. Jared: That's Toby Keith. Trump: Did we invite him?
@FullFrontalSamB Watching on TV with sound muted. Trump has a look that says "Why can't they just give me my crown now and go inside?"
@FullFrontalSamB I can't hear the music. TV is on mute. Maybe I should just turn it off.
How cute. At the concert, Trump is sitting next to Melania, next to her is the First Lady to be, then her husband.
@KellyO @realDonaldTrump It will be explained to him. But learn?
@soledadobrien It's curtains for all of us.
@Toure Moments ago Melania appeared dressed for a funeral. (At Arlington, but still).
@Lawrence Moments ago, Melania looked dressed for a funeral. Mind you it was at Arlington, but still. Funeral for America?
@DavidCornDC @realDonaldTrump I suppose it's only natural. The fake smile that he forces from time to time looks...well, fake.
Wolf Blitzer just now: Trump ... "and deeply appreciative of the symbolism of what is about to happen". Is your head that far up his ass?
@washingtonpost How, precisely, does one "know more than the generals" without reading?
@DavidCornDC Trump: Why is Obama playing golf instead of running the country? Trump: I'll get around to something or other on Monday.
@WestWingReport @davidfrum "For the love of God, will someone please punch me in the face so I can see some stars?" - Cloris Leachman
@joshtpm Not to belabor, but ... SAD!
@FullFrontalSamB I'll be watching a bit later on the PVR, but I'll vote for John Oliver Anything, on general principle.
@igorbobic I begin to think "Secretary of Being ExxonMobile CEO" and "Secretary of Giving ExxonMobile Whatever It Wants" are not real jobs.
@joshtpm @TPM Will Trump win "Employee of the Month" when he visits HQ on his first official trip abroad?
@QuadCityPat @joanwalsh Gerrymandering for dating. Keeps them organized into one pool, away from the rest of us.
CNN Chyron: "TRUMP SAYS HE WROTE INAUGURAL ADDRESS HIMSELF". Good for whole family. Pre-schoolers will love it. Or at least know vocabulary.
GOP Nominee: Replace Dem health care with American health care. GOP Leadership: Dems are playing politics!