Mattmateee (@Mattmateee)


that time on a Sunday when you realise you’ve done nothing and it’s Monday tomorrow
its that time of the year between Christmas and New Year where you don't have a fucking clue what day it is
when the person serving you is obviously new at the job and really nervous, take all the time you need I believe in you
Merry Christmas everyone🎄
can’t wait to drink too much on New Year's Eve and tell everyone how much I'm gunna change my life, lose weight, st… https://t.co/MARE4xxIGo
seeing a tweet you would of once shared with someone else https://t.co/X9liKTAHig
“2018 is gonna be my year” *one week in to 2018* https://t.co/3gLNnCyZM1
i spend more time looking for something to watch on Netflix then actually watching it
fucking hate waking up after a night out and seeing other people’s story’s of u on Snapchat looking like a right mess WHY
ever put ‘😂😂😂’ when all u really did was breathe through your nostril a little harder
that’s enough twitter for today https://t.co/3nVe7MQrWY
who remembers these bad boys https://t.co/pYFcvQJNie
don’t think I’ll ever laugh the same way as i did at secondary school
instagrams chronological order https://t.co/hjy3KwgPSh
Riley you’re a genius https://t.co/pI04HLnZgK
when ur cheating on a test and the teacher looks up at you, so you gotta act like you really thinking about the ans… https://t.co/wWaPB1iBO0
anyone else turn the music down when your driving coz you can’t see?
i wish i could say “??????” in real life, it would be very useful
such a shame to watch someone who was once a decent person turn into a complete asshole because of influence off a couple of mates

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