MazzelloJoe (@MazzelloJoe)

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Can't wait for Arya's Mary Tyler Moore spin off in New York...
I haven't seen about 18 of the 22 movies in the Marvel Universe so if the internet could avoid the spoilers for abo… https://t.co/8Vwwmu0Zrt
Last night I dreamed about my dry cleaning being too expensive. I consider this a nightmare. (Yes, you waited a mon… https://t.co/b6EIx7Th3l
I’m having too good of a hair day to shower. We’ll see how things play out tomorrow.
I got a horrible cold after the Oscars and went to text somebody that I've been in bed for 3 days and it autocorrec… https://t.co/5QhPG2RXR5
@instagram I too am one of the afflicted, having lost 25K insta followers. Pray for us.
Preparing for the tackle.
Just saw the hashtag #joemazello on Instagram... Three Thousand Five Hundred And Thirty Six posts... of my name spe… https://t.co/8wQ0b0jcfA
And though it's been said many times, many ways, Merry Christmas.
@FFHitman @jasonffl @andyholloway SOS. My WRs are a mess for the championship. Thielen, Mike Williams, Foster, Jord… https://t.co/OqTAJlvj1W
Is there anything more awkward than going to text somebody 'Happy Birthday' only to realize the last time you texte… https://t.co/1Q8KWfm4ju
@aehappily One of my brother's other teams did so I put it in the script! Thank you for watching!!
I feel lied to. It’s never for science.
How is it in 2018 that we can put 5000 songs on a watch but if your voicemail fills up with 20 messages your phone explodes?
Gotten this question a lot.. It's spelled Deacy in the script.
https://t.co/SKQI3FQ6DX This was one of my favorite interviews I've done, though I was deeply pained to leave off G… https://t.co/4KBvPPUecP
I've basically spent the last three days negging my core fanbase on instagram. I'm doing a really great job being a celebrity.
I once stopped seeing a girl because she told me she liked the Star Wars prequels better than the originals. DISQUALIFYING!
RT @DlewisDrew: Me when I see that #BohemianRhapsody is still in the theater even though I have seen it three times already. @MazzelloJoe h…

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