MazzelloJoe (@MazzelloJoe)


How is it in 2018 that we can put 5000 songs on a watch but if your voicemail fills up with 20 messages your phone explodes?
Gotten this question a lot.. It's spelled Deacy in the script.
https://t.co/SKQI3FQ6DX This was one of my favorite interviews I've done, though I was deeply pained to leave off G… https://t.co/4KBvPPUecP
I've basically spent the last three days negging my core fanbase on instagram. I'm doing a really great job being a celebrity.
I once stopped seeing a girl because she told me she liked the Star Wars prequels better than the originals. DISQUALIFYING!
RT @DlewisDrew: Me when I see that #BohemianRhapsody is still in the theater even though I have seen it three times already. @MazzelloJoe h…
Note to self: always wear nice socks in Tokyo.
Hello Twitter. I've neglected you and I apologize. But I will be on @TheView today talking about Bohemian Rhapsody… https://t.co/5rHVy0s5s8
Every day is National "Eat Something That's Going To Make You Fat" Day
I just got honked at because I was waiting and letting a funeral procession go by. We've reached the end of civilization.
I officially have more instagram followers than twitter followers as of last week. Twitter, what happened to us?
Thank you to all my old friends, my new friends, and even perfect strangers, for taking time out of your day to wis… https://t.co/hyilHWZFgl
What's the age where you have to stop pretending to not be an adult?
Ok so I’m at this Night Before the Emmys party, this fancy pants industry thing and all I keep thinking as I look a… https://t.co/JLtegYKURv
@BaileyTheysohn7 My aunt goes to your school?
I need some suggestions for what absolutely stupid place I must have left my keys.
Flying to Las Vegas to see Queen on Freddie Mercury’s birthday with the cast of Bohemian Rhapsody. #nothumblebrag #fullbrag
I think I'm insane. How can I love Rafa Nadal this much? A man, who I've never met, who's language I don't speak, a… https://t.co/FfrzkifdwP

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