Monti_fiction (@Monti_fiction)

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Switching to ios. This is probably going to be a bit of a shambles
@MiddleEarth_ that's a great name. Will do. Also are you free bank holiday Monday, could you reply on the whatsapp group pls :)
RT @MiddleEarth_: @Monti_fiction Thats what we do in my family for Eid al fitr. Call it "secret sahaba"
Liverpool should let him go. He doesnt want to stay, its a decent amount of money and youll be left with dead weight if barca pull out now
I'm glad that, for once, the transfer sagas running throughout the summer is at clubs other than Utd.
We should do secret-santa style gifts. Give one, get one.
My family does gifts on Eid-ul-fitr only, but seeing as I weren't there, I'm having to play catchup this Eid. (Also… https://t.co/OCT03qIck6
LOL What the hell... Theyre selling screwdrivers (real ones) as baby toys =O https://t.co/s6ghUo6Xdd
LOL What the hell... Theyre selling screwdrivers (real ones) as baby toys =O https://t.co/s6ghUo6Xdd
@sheikhnaheed lool. ... also when a car is driving at 40mph on the right line... MOVE THE F*** OVER, WOMAN
@sheikhnaheed lool. ... also when a car is driving at 40mph on the right line... MOVE THE F*** OVER, WOMAN
Space Station Transiting during Eclipse https://t.co/WHirolVmqp <<This is actually amazing. The maths & timing required to capture this! :O
Space Station Transiting during Eclipse https://t.co/WHirolVmqp <<This is actually amazing. The maths & timing required to capture this! :O
RT @ruqaiya_h: Islamophobia is highly gendered & misogynistic. Young women/pregnant woman routinely attacked by men. There should be femini…
RT @ruqaiya_h: Islamophobia is highly gendered & misogynistic. Young women/pregnant woman routinely attacked by men. There should be femini…
Why do idiot drivers always pull out onto the roundabout without looking? I almost t-boned a lady's car with her child in the back.
Why do idiot drivers always pull out onto the roundabout without looking? I almost t-boned a lady's car with her child in the back.
We bought a card with "bismillah hirrahman nirraheem" on the front for mate's nikah. One guy mentioned pornography in his message lool :/
We bought a card with
@NasWasTaken @TanvirKawser lool I can just imagine that this is @InternetWankers sort of thing. "when a fish is out the water, its wet."
@NasWasTaken @TanvirKawser lool I can just imagine that this is @InternetWankers sort of thing.
loool greatest argument of all time. ngl this is the shit that happens when your chilling at midnight during exam s… https://t.co/alvMyPMC16
loool greatest argument of all time. ngl this is the shit that happens when your chilling at midnight during exam s… https://t.co/alvMyPMC16
RT @WayneRooney: Always nice to see a few familiar faces 😂👋🏼 https://t.co/pr15fYfG7q
RT @WayneRooney: Always nice to see a few familiar faces 😂👋🏼 https://t.co/pr15fYfG7q
@madeyarrr no worries. If you ever set-up the friend-rescue codes on fb be sure to consider me a safe option 0:-)
@madeyarrr no worries. If you ever set-up the friend-rescue codes on fb be sure to consider me a safe option 0:-)