PearlRiverFlow (@PearlRiverFlow)


2084: Earth has begun to recover from our nightmare decades. Another news report, the first in five years: VOYAGER LEAVES SOLAR SYSTEM
RT @DavidJuurlink: Periodic reminder that these guys sold the patent on insulin for $1 and they’d be pissed that people are dying because t…
RT @__koyaanisqatsi: The camera is placed on a conveyor belt in a Twinkie factory. Factory workers tend to the goods on the line.
@ImpPoster It really is. I enjoy it but there are some BAFFLING design decisions, like "when you get a mount or a s… https://t.co/YgUO7O1uBF
@ImpPoster I enjoy the game but my friend was like "the difference between the three classes is how they jump" and… https://t.co/l1eMTvRs7d
You can't trust straw polls because straws don't know what the fuck they're talking about, they're just dried grass stems.
@ImpPoster "The jumps are all slightly different though!"
@overdesigned his "hedge-hog," if you will
RT @JUSTINtime4aLAF: Why didn't you say "No" Sega? Or why couldn't you say "No"?!
This is from the POV of Sonic's dick https://t.co/8Eg8TMwedA
110% of the people who have 50% of the strains of HPV listed above have a 25% chance of being HIV positive, even if the test says otherwise.
@StaceyJSpiehler Some people do it to water it down as they go. You drink less because the last of the glass (when… https://t.co/fWUCz9QQNe
7 out of every 5 people have 4 different strains of 3 different strains of HPV https://t.co/5L9AUKxfsQ
7 out of every 5 people have 4 different strains of 3 different strains of HPV https://t.co/5L9AUKxfsQ
@jennlynnjordan "reply 1 if this is your dead loved one" "Your DOA Code is 284978"
@jennlynnjordan
To be fair, each of them was a Spartan II cybernetically augmented supersoldier, so that's a steal at only 7 millio… https://t.co/gUeRGpAcbE
To be fair, each of them was a Spartan II cybernetically augmented supersoldier, so that's a steal at only 7 millio… https://t.co/gUeRGpAcbE
@PontiacGunfire Broke: Global warming Woke: Nuke the bedrock
@PontiacGunfire Broke: Global warming
Woke: Nuke the bedrock
RT @Roisin_McNally: Basic Structure of an Irish Fairytale: Don't do the Thing ⬇️…
RT @Roisin_McNally: Basic Structure of an Irish Fairytale:

                  Don't do the Thing
                                ⬇️…

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