RedactedDutta (@RedactedDutta)


RT @goomyworld21: genie: you have three wishes me: make every word have four letters gnie: okay meee: make evry word strt andd endd with…
[During sex] Me: Hurt me Her: *Takes out switchblade and starts stabbing me relentlessly* Me: wait,
RT @ItsAndyRyan: "Can you tell me what the second to last letter in the alphabet is?" "Y" "So I can make a stupid joke"
I just published “Using racism for good” https://t.co/bDvnjZ64gO
RT @Phreemann: Office boredom status: Wordlessly handing people I've never spoken to notes saying "We need to talk, meet me in the broom cu…
help me im trapped in a tin mine near St Austell ive been down here for 7 hours and i think im asphyxiating, in this essay I will
RT @SkinnerSteven: I’m now an ASMR account Shhhhhhhhhhclack clack clack click clack whack whack clip clip stip stip whip whip pleet pleet…
@UKWX_ @ExpressNathan @dailyexpressuk If there's 2 things the Express likes to spout bullshit about, it's brexit and the weather
@UKWX_ @ExpressNathan @dailyexpressuk If there's 2 things the Express likes to spout bullshit about, it's brexit and the weather
RT @havinyourbaby: i spent a good amount of time on this and i don’t regret it https://t.co/6KPeaKJUEJ
RT @havinyourbaby: i spent a good amount of time on this and i don’t regret it https://t.co/6KPeaKJUEJ
RT @RedactedDutta: Why does every Hindu festival sound exactly like that scene from Fellowship of the Ring when the orcs are chasing them t…
RT @RedactedDutta: Why does every Hindu festival sound exactly like that scene from Fellowship of the Ring when the orcs are chasing them t…
RT @RedactedDutta: With each passing day this man more and more becomes my wife https://t.co/qVr5EUoBH9
RT @RedactedDutta: With each passing day this man more and more becomes my wife https://t.co/qVr5EUoBH9
RT @nachdermas: DATE: you’re quiet. what are you thinking about ME: [imagining a public restroom laid out like a classroom where all the t…
RT @nachdermas: DATE: you’re quiet. what are you thinking about 
ME: [imagining a public restroom laid out like a classroom where all the t…
@mrjohndarby Mastodon is a copy of Twitter but with weird names for everything, like "toots" instead of tweets
@mrjohndarby Mastodon is a copy of Twitter but with weird names for everything, like

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