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you awaken, completely consumed by the thought of dying on a rampart and then letting your corpse fall down and hit Boromir on the head
SOMEONE THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO: So, there's this guy called god, BILLIONS OF HOMO SAPIENS: I believe you
RT @meatballwizard: Due to circumstances obvious to everyone but me, The Adventures of Jack Panther and Bill Monger will remain nothing but…
RT @OctopusCavemann: They let you say whatever you want on LinkedIn https://t.co/pYXnrpn1e3
RT @OctopusCavemann: They let you say whatever you want on LinkedIn https://t.co/pYXnrpn1e3
*Laughs my ass off* *Gets my ass handed to me* looks llike we have coem full circle , gentlemen b
*Laughs my ass off*
*Gets my ass handed to me*

looks llike we  have coem full circle , gentlemen b
RT @SirEviscerate: STORMTROOPER CALLING STATE FARM AFTER THE SECOND DEATH STAR EXPLODES: Okay, you're never gonna believe this, but...
RT @SirEviscerate: STORMTROOPER CALLING STATE FARM AFTER THE SECOND DEATH STAR EXPLODES: Okay, you're never gonna believe this, but...
RT @RedactedDutta: Hello your name is Inigo Montoya I killed your father who was in the icebox and who was probably searching for plums…
RT @RedactedDutta: Hello
your name is
Inigo Montoya

I killed
your father
who was in
the icebox

and who
was probably
searching
for plums…
RT @RedactedDutta: Me: *looking at th e wikipedia article for urination as i sit on the toilket* The CIA: *drone strike's me*
RT @RedactedDutta: Me: *looking at th e wikipedia article for urination as i  sit on the toilket*
The CIA: *drone strike's me*
RT @dril: i can tell how beautiful a man`s soul is by putting both of my hands on the hood of his car and thrashing my neck around to awake…
RT @dril: i can tell how beautiful a man`s soul is by putting both of my hands on the hood of his car and thrashing my neck around to awake…
RT @dril: did you know that the bible doesn't actually contain any references to hell? or heaven? or christ?? it just a bunch of names & ph…
RT @dril: did you know that the bible doesn't actually contain any references to hell? or heaven? or christ?? it just a bunch of names & ph…
RT @RedactedDutta: [Creating the universe] God: *Tie loosened, sweating profusely* Shit, I've fucked this up. Why the hell did I set mysel…
RT @RedactedDutta: [Creating the universe] 
God: *Tie loosened, sweating profusely* Shit, I've fucked this up. Why the hell did I set mysel…
Approaching cumulonimbus at Gloucester services @UKWeatherLive https://t.co/eV5ZreMZZk
Approaching cumulonimbus at Gloucester services @UKWeatherLive https://t.co/eV5ZreMZZk
RT @_mindflakes: A good business strategy is to have a donut-shaped meeting room table that rotates around you at 200 rpm as everyone strug…
RT @_mindflakes: A good business strategy is to have a donut-shaped meeting room table that rotates around you at 200 rpm as everyone strug…
@nemothorx @EmojiTetra It will still have room to rotate into column 2
@nemothorx @EmojiTetra It will still have room to rotate into column 2
@EmojiTetra I think with the new rotation rules we'll be alright even if this L piece plummets here
@EmojiTetra I think with the new rotation rules we'll be alright even if this L piece plummets here
RT @WorfEmail: All crew, We have updated our privacy policy for all Enterprise crew members. The policy describes how we use internal sen…
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We have updated our privacy policy for all Enterprise crew members.

The policy describes how we use internal sen…

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