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RT @meatballwizard: Constant fear that someone will break in while I'm sleeping and try to milk me
@prfectstrangr I don't know, all I'm saying is Guy Fieri can destroy Starfleet vessels
RT @RedactedDutta: For some reason my "Flavortown" holodeck program caused a warp core breach that destroyed the USS Enterprise
RT @ShortSleeveSuit: HER: i’m going to tell you something please don’t overreact like usual ME: pffft whatever...ok HER: i decided to bu…
RT @RedactedDutta: oh shit oh shit oH SGIT *my moustache gets bitten off by an enraged monkfish*
RT @LangdonHickman: my new novel, where thomas the tank engine gets bitten by a dark fierce-chaos vampire and superman has to destroy him b…
RT @LangdonHickman: my new novel, where thomas the tank engine gets bitten by a dark fierce-chaos vampire and superman has to destroy him b…
RT @Faceache9: Alarmingly, this tweet contains the word “vestibule” half way through, for no discernible reason
RT @Faceache9: Alarmingly, this tweet contains the word “vestibule” half way through, for no discernible reason
RT @RedactedDutta: just released a cloud of stench
RT @RedactedDutta: just released a cloud of stench
I am all for voldemorting donald trump https://t.co/ZxZTPqwm13
I am all for voldemorting donald trump https://t.co/ZxZTPqwm13
RT @RedactedDutta: cooking pancakes by, motherfuckign, throwing., just throwing wheat into a volcano for gods sake, and hopeing pancakes co…
RT @RedactedDutta: cooking pancakes by, motherfuckign, throwing., just throwing wheat into a volcano for gods sake, and hopeing pancakes co…
RT @mutablejoe: "I fear" in this case being used in the unusual sense of "I have constructed a narrative in my own head which results in me…
RT @mutablejoe:
I'm just off to hunt down and kill a whale named Ahab https://t.co/KkS7UPzV9C
I'm just off to hunt down and kill a whale named Ahab https://t.co/KkS7UPzV9C
@kickitupanacho Nasally, we're a lot better off nowadays certainly
@kickitupanacho Nasally, we're a lot better off nowadays certainly
Mate, you're gonna have to go forward in time https://t.co/4LHi75dIJw
Mate, you're gonna have to go forward in time https://t.co/4LHi75dIJw
RT @TheToddWilliams: Wow I can't believe Trump's DNA results: B B I I G F F U U C C…
RT @TheToddWilliams: Wow I can't believe Trump's DNA results:

 B         B
   I        I
       G
   F      F 
U          U
  C      C…
RT @RedactedDutta: "I'm not a violent man," I say, softly, as the ruffians beat me to a pulp
RT @RedactedDutta:

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