TheWeirdWorld (@TheWeirdWorld)


It’s funny how people quickly lose trust when searching a TV remote. “Are you sitting on the remote?”.. No.. “Get up”.
Opera is basically screaming in cursive.
Anxiety is like being set on fire and trying to be calm about it while waiting for someone to put it out. But every… https://t.co/NyICPADG22
That rebellious rock and roll from the 60s and 70s is now the acceptable, soothing home depot background music.
So many broken children living in grown bodies mimicking adult lives.
People born on April 20th, 2000 will be 69 on 4/20/69.
My soulmate and I will likely never meet, since neither of us like leaving the house.
Harry Potter literally fought Voldemort in his first year as an 11 year old but how DARE HE go to Hogsmeade without a permission slip.
Someone had a crush on you, was totally secretly in love with you, dreamed at you at night and you have no idea.
When you realise you overthink you overthink about overthinking only to overthink even more.
It would be kind of nice to have real time background music playing in your life just so that you know what kind of… https://t.co/6s1j3l8xVP
2016, 2017, and 2018 are like a movie trilogy that just gets weirder with each instalment.
We are ready to waste 30 minutes at night watching unnecessary stuff on internet but we beg for 10 minutes more sleep in the morning.
Dumbledore always made sure gryffindor and slytherin had potions class together, so that Snape couldn’t purposefull… https://t.co/R711zkGvN2
Not as many people would remember that mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell if nobody made jokes about that b… https://t.co/8hOc2vjSYi
If the universe is infinite and there are infinite realities, then why am I stuck in the one where I have to get up… https://t.co/n007KY5q26
Even if I bury my face in a pillow, I can literally feel the bedroom light being on.
Music sure does sound different when you’re in a group and no one likes what you picked.
There’s a decent chance you recently forgot a happy childhood memory forever and didn’t realize it.
“to” looks like a stick man giving you the middle finger.

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