TheWeirdWorld (@TheWeirdWorld)


These grandparents are hilariously trying to figure out Facebook!!!😂... https://t.co/k8T2xEn0h0
There should be a feature on phones that sends the message “so and so’s battery was depleted” if you are talking to… https://t.co/bdzXd5asd5
Hot chocolate, chocolate milk, and a chocolate milkshake are all basically the same drink at different temperatures.
At some point in your life, an attractive person passed by you and regretted not talking to you.
Depression is living in a body that fights to survive with a mind that tries to die.
Insults only hurt when you already believe what they’re saying.
Incredible Before and After Photos of Iconic ’90s Supermodels, Then and Now!😳😳... https://t.co/3CFVqQUSeO
Yeah sex is cool but have you ever woken up in the middle of the night only to realise that you can still sleep for a few more hours.
When you hear a car alarm go off, you think, “Someone f**ked up,” not, “Someone’s stealing a car.”
Walking a dog is the only time it’s socially acceptable to carry around a bag of shit in public.
This Will Make You Scratch Your Head in Surprised Confusion!😂😂... https://t.co/uYnGak8zeX
You would think in 2018 we would have figured out a wiper mechanism that would get the whole car windshield by now.
The loner in me wants to start a hobby. The procrastinator inside wants me to rethink it.
Sometimes I shock myself with the smart stuff I say and do, other times I get out of the car with my seatbelt on.
Most people like to think they are good in bed. But the truth is!🙄... https://t.co/SoFwmXIRxA
Singing along to your favourite song when it’s playing too loud for you to hear your own voice is a great example of “ignorance is bliss”
Calling someone a ‘snowflake’ to imply they are fragile and easily offended is the best way to let everyone know yo… https://t.co/r0LHYOoMq5
Worst part about being an adult is that no one cares what your favourite dinosaur is.
Celebrities who have committed murder!🙄... https://t.co/5Xm5qUGkYN
While *What’s up?* is a salute, *What’s down?* is a question about malfunctions, *What’s right?* about morality and… https://t.co/MarPa2hwas

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