WendiAarons (@WendiAarons)


In French, "LaPierre" means "the piece of shit soulless asshole who is damaging society"
RT @hollyween1: This morning I find myself wondering how I can fit 30 students in my classroom closet. https://t.co/ZUE7qMro02
RT @hollyween1: This morning I find myself wondering how I can fit 30 students in my classroom closet. https://t.co/ZUE7qMro02
A few years ago India had a monkey problem, so their solution was to bring in bigger monkeys. No surprise, it didn'… https://t.co/ZtYIzZ2wsp
A few years ago India had a monkey problem, so their solution was to bring in bigger monkeys. No surprise, it didn'… https://t.co/ZtYIzZ2wsp
@jcourtsull Omg you’re right. I’m buying a “FBI: Female Body Inspector” shirt for my return flight!
@jcourtsull Omg you’re right. I’m buying a “FBI: Female Body Inspector” shirt for my return flight!
No judgment, just wondering about the thought process of the man who decided to wear a T-shirt that says “I Got Cra… https://t.co/AMwLTrhRLz
No judgment, just wondering about the thought process of the man who decided to wear a T-shirt that says “I Got Cra… https://t.co/AMwLTrhRLz
The woman behind me at the airport is eating chips REALLLY loudly. Come back, Lady Doritos! I get it now!
The woman behind me at the airport is eating chips REALLLY loudly. Come back, Lady Doritos! I get it now!
Nothing makes me tense up faster than the phrase, "Relax and move your body to the music!"
Nothing makes me tense up faster than the phrase,
RT @BetoORourke: Let's get out to the polls, Texas! Today is the first day that you can vote early. Go to any early polling location in you…
RT @BetoORourke: Let's get out to the polls, Texas! Today is the first day that you can vote early. Go to any early polling location in you…
Automatic weapons still okay though. “Bill Would Ban Saggy Pants in South Carolina” https://t.co/1CVIfEPP44
Automatic weapons still okay though. “Bill Would Ban Saggy Pants in South Carolina” https://t.co/1CVIfEPP44
Anyone else keep thinking Bullwinkle is skiing right now? #Olympics2018
Anyone else keep thinking Bullwinkle is skiing right now? #Olympics2018
@The_Belladonnas @GirlsWhoCode I need to submit something to y'all.
@The_Belladonnas @GirlsWhoCode I need to submit something to y'all.
@PattyHarbison Taxpayers are paying for the makeup artist. I think Sarah would do way better DIY.
@PattyHarbison Taxpayers are paying for the makeup artist. I think Sarah would do way better DIY.
@hollyween1 Was it too busy? We have to take my son to get his. Was thinking about going to Marble Falls because they're never busy.
@hollyween1 Was it too busy? We have to take my son to get his. Was thinking about going to Marble Falls because they're never busy.
Guess who's coming to town in 2019, Austin?! Might be a good time to subscribe to Broadway in Austin so you don't m… https://t.co/ucOku0VT3w
Guess who's coming to town in 2019, Austin?! Might be a good time to subscribe to Broadway in Austin so you don't m… https://t.co/ucOku0VT3w
@AzieDee I mean wears a LATTES NAPS AND YOGA t-shirt, basic
@AzieDee I mean wears a LATTES NAPS AND YOGA t-shirt, basic
@mannahattamamma I think it means you don't even have sex with yourself?
@mannahattamamma I think it means you don't even have sex with yourself?

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