WendiAarons (@WendiAarons)


“Another Day, Another Wig” — alternative tagline for @TheAmericansFX
I'm talking with my 79yo dad who has me on speakerphone so he can play "Solitaire-y" on his desktop computer while… https://t.co/JdLxWZad9H
@RedHeadedWriter What’d we ever do to you, WEATHER?
It’s the time of year when the people who moved to Austin, because it was so lovely when they attended a spring, wi… https://t.co/hewmnCugqN
Edit: I’m a little miffed that Harvey Weinstein turned himself in. I was hoping he’d be apprehended after a chase a… https://t.co/46QrDRhTUX
I’m a little miffed that Harvey Weinstein turned himself in. I was hoping he’d be apprehended after a chase and tackle.
It's almost more unsettling when Trump does something nice and appropriate like pardon Jack Johnson. No going off script, Babyhands!
Describing something as a "cruise ship on land" is not going to make me want to go.
Is "The Art of the Deal" about never making any?
At least tell me Morgan Freeman didn't pull that shit when he was on "The Electric Company."
Do women over the age of 30 ever describe themselves as “a work in progress” to excuse stupid behavior?
Do women over the age of 30 ever describe themselves as “a work in progress” to excuse stupid behavior?
Well, good parking does require a penis, that is true. https://t.co/vdCdqxNau0
Well, good parking does require a penis, that is true. https://t.co/vdCdqxNau0
@roociambriello @titaniajordan Some people look like that on airplanes, so I wouldn’t worry.
@roociambriello @titaniajordan Some people look like that on airplanes, so I wouldn’t worry.
@petit_elefant I was hoping Braxton and Daxton were twins.
@petit_elefant I was hoping Braxton and Daxton were twins.
RT @petit_elefant: I’m too tired to sleep so I’m going to tweet out the dumbest Utah names from my son’s Junior High yearbook. Buckle up.
RT @petit_elefant: I’m too tired to sleep so I’m going to tweet out the dumbest Utah names from my son’s Junior High yearbook. Buckle up.
@SarahTHN what??? credited to me?
@SarahTHN what??? credited to me?

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