WendiAarons (@WendiAarons)


@GeorgeTakei Is there anything they don’t lie about?
RT @WendiAarons: Austin! This Thursday @WeDemandJustice has a rally downtown! Don’t miss @laurenduca and other amazing speakers fighting fo…
@ashadornfest Happy anniversary to you!
It's my 26th wedding anniversary today! Our gifts to each other will be Not Talking About Trump for 24 Hours.
Great, now I have to break the bad news to my comfort ferret Petey. https://t.co/ZjuR6IAzlb
@soniagupta504 I know it’s mean but HE IS SO AWFUL
Polls are saying that Beto and Ted Cruz are neck and neck, but isn’t it more neck and...some skin?...substance... u… https://t.co/NEcAwbj845
RT @TomRussell8: Did you know there are actually lots of transportation-themed parenting metaphors out there? @WendiAarons and I are here w…
@midlifemixtape Thank you! And you’re Submarine 💯
I almost wrote a parody of “That’s Amore” called “That’s Omarosa” but then I slapped my own self in the face.
New @McSweeneys post by me and @TomRussell8 because we are certified parenting experts. List: Other Transportation… https://t.co/qNxkUHyZCj
@timothypmurphy Where every gas station has 10 gun magazines by the checkout.
Austin! This Thursday @WeDemandJustice has a rally downtown! Don’t miss @laurenduca and other amazing speakers figh… https://t.co/P8opTpn21K
My friends all drive Teslas, I must make amends.
@mikethompsonx4 @tedcruz Spraying my screen with weed killer
You know that thing they used to do on "Fear Factor" where they put someone in a tub and dropped thousands of cockr… https://t.co/mLjoBRYD46

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