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What if Jesus is supposed to return, but as a strong AI? #showerthoughts
@jperras @preinheimer That's a very elitist view.
RT @addamschloe: thinking about how the Starbucks mermaid is slowly, but surely, getting closer, and we cannot stop her https://t.co/OZJ1yb
RT @mbleigh: Cryptocurrencies are just a math version of Fyre Festival.
RT @SarahJamieLewis: Facebook are going to monetize encrypted messaging by consolidating metadata analysis of 3 key platforms (Messenger, W…
@jperras Lucky. I can't even source black currants.
RT @kateo: Me 10 years ago: probably would have played along with the profile picture aging meme going around on Facebook and Instagram Me…
RT @juliacarriew: Are you a man who has built their career on taking credit for the work of younger women of color who get paid less than y…
@TimIsHungry What's a 100,000 Dongs between friends
@AmericanAir Bad experience arriving on flight last week, 30 min wait for the gate, bag not on the flight, had to w… https://t.co/5qX5lFrGnR
RT @grufwub: It's 2019. We're now exactly halfway between y2k and the 32-bit Unix time overflow.
@keaneli Doesn't matter, I'm happy to watch twins of either of them🤤
Poll: Vancouver or Toronto for New Year's?
.@petridishes has replaced The Borowitz Report as my favorite political (and other topics) satirist. https://t.co/wo60Af1lp9
@keaneli Sounds like you miss Dicken's Fair.
@keaneli Depends on the time zone
@deadprogrammer And then you get stuck on Roosevelt Island because no Uber will come pick you up.

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