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I keep going to check work mail on the phone, but realize I don't have access to it anymore. 🙃
RT @dburbach: Wrong measures. Mar-a-Lago fee doubled, hotel booming, Ivanka sales up, massive PRC debt forgive for Jared. Wins on what Tr…
Overheard: "Have you heard of the term 'responsive design'? It's actually hard to explain". Proceeds to give completely wrong explanation.
@Pinboard at the airport kiosk, "hello, sir, it will be 20.99 dinars to remove the battery" At the destination, "$129 to put it back in"
@Pinboard first, find a tri-wing screwdriver. Stop, you failed already.
@mtabini how do you grind a liquid?
@msswiggy please take notes, I may need them
@msswiggy I read that as TipAdvisor
@deadprogrammer if they thought about using public transport, it's about to disappear too https://t.co/q04dUWBVA1
RT @dataandme: Percentage of people high while making that pie chart: 100 https://t.co/xpTjG1SlUq
@andrew_drinks I’ve never seen you drink juice
@andrew_drinks I’ve never seen you drink juice
Péché Mortel BA Bourbon and Péché Termopilas #pecheday #beerporn @ The Monk's Kettle https://t.co/CHng6k6UJL
Péché Mortel BA Bourbon and Péché Termopilas #pecheday #beerporn @ The Monk's Kettle https://t.co/CHng6k6UJL
This is the best headline ever https://t.co/uVM2PVHzP1
This is the best headline ever https://t.co/uVM2PVHzP1
@jperras somehow I read that as "Ruin Absolutely Everything* With uWSGI"
@jperras somehow I read that as
My friend Keane's post makes me want to re-visit Florence after spending only 2 days there in 2003 https://t.co/zUpm5KjIOq
My friend Keane's post makes me want to re-visit Florence after spending only 2 days there in 2003 https://t.co/zUpm5KjIOq