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@LauraGlu Could just replace "donuts" with "copies of other food"..
@AskAmex How do I find out the account number associated with my Hilton Surpass card?
@AskAmex I think my new Hilton Surpass card was associated with the wrong Hilton account so the bonus went there. Can you help fix this?
@andrew_drinks At least you have socks on
@keaneli People are afraid of spiders, but they're okay with _that_, huh?
And yet they are hailed as the titans of the industry... https://t.co/MJ5K7lYtxH
@keaneli Try looking around the corner. In Texas, the spirits section is a separate room.
RT @ItsDanSheehan: Rick & Morty should do an episode about how Rick's second favorite sauce is Universal Healthcare
@msswiggy @_hammy Don't those look more like .. burritos?
RT @Bernstein: Congratulations to Freidrich Nietzsche on his new role as CNNs weekend push notification editor!! https://t.co/0hXUSy9WZd
RT @Bernstein: Congratulations to Freidrich Nietzsche on his new role as CNNs weekend push notification editor!! https://t.co/0hXUSy9WZd
RT @robotech_master: If you use Google Chrome, go to #autoplay-policy" href="http://www.twiit.club/out?url=chrome://flags/#autoplay-policy">chrome://flags/#autoplay-policy and set it to "Document user activation is required…
RT @robotech_master: If you use Google Chrome, go to 

chrome://flags/#autoplay-policy

and set it to
RT @mattyglesias: Astronauts planted an American flag on the goddamn Moon https://t.co/yPR5nn6hVE
RT @mattyglesias: Astronauts planted an American flag on the goddamn Moon https://t.co/yPR5nn6hVE
"Guns are merely to protect you from intruders. Oh, and for hunting." https://t.co/3woUxLVUGF
RT @thedesirina: The GOP insists that the Vegas shooter's gun arsenal is "a right," but medical treatment for his 500+ survivors is merely…
RT @thedesirina: The GOP insists that the Vegas shooter's gun arsenal is
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@_jedi_pamby_ @keaneli 😐