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@keaneiscool it's a changing room for Superman
@cerpintor if you ever see me in there, know that I have been replaced with a pod person
RT @AoDespair: Do you know how much straight tequila I would have to drink to construct a sentence such as this one? https://t.co/kjXh1HwfYY
"…it’s that we have created a world where it is a luxury to have housing at all" Excellent and sad read. https://t.co/HDWYmvo58Z
@msswiggy also, drinking blanket
RT @MatHouchens: Poor guy probably spent the past decade trying to share it but no one ever replied to his email. https://t.co/Ix7XUCrtI9
RT @MatthewPCrowley: We take it for granted today, but a single Dorito has more extreme nacho flavor than a peasant in the 1400s would get…
Oh, the glory of America... https://t.co/3hE4eJDXjl
Oh, the glory of America... https://t.co/3hE4eJDXjl
@andrew_drinks Zero fucks given
@andrew_drinks Zero fucks given
@keaneiscool and your "too hard" thermos
@keaneiscool and your
@preinheimer @mijustin Is that why Hoarders show exists?
@preinheimer @mijustin Is that why Hoarders show exists?
10 new United euphemisms. Calorie-free flight, anyone? https://t.co/NYbi5piQin
10 new United euphemisms. Calorie-free flight, anyone? https://t.co/NYbi5piQin
RT @Lance_Bradley: Pepsi: That was the biggest PR blunder of the week, year maybe. United: Hold my beer. Sean Spicer: LEEEEEEEEEERROOOOOO…
RT @Lance_Bradley: Pepsi: That was the biggest PR blunder of the week, year maybe.

United: Hold my beer.

Sean Spicer: LEEEEEEEEEERROOOOOO…
@msswiggy is it a beer shop?
@msswiggy is it a beer shop?
I've seen better menus at shitty wedding halls. https://t.co/JSmOXXtjm6
I've seen better menus at shitty wedding halls.  https://t.co/JSmOXXtjm6
RT @longwall26: *smiling black man approaches cops with gift of Pepsi* Subsequent headline: No Charges Against Officers Who Thought Pepsi…
RT @longwall26: *smiling black man approaches cops with gift of Pepsi*

Subsequent headline: No Charges Against Officers Who Thought Pepsi…