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@AjamNova You fool. You absolute clod. You are not a millennial. You are a mere Zoomer (millennial boomer). Millenn… https://t.co/DpGai1SHkn
@AjamNova You fool. You absolute clod. You are not a millennial. You are a mere Zoomer (millennial boomer). Millenn… https://t.co/DpGai1SHkn
@heyshanmurphy Put protective hair spray on AND wear the swim cap for maximum defense.
@heyshanmurphy Put protective hair spray on AND wear the swim cap for maximum defense.
I want #KeanuReeves from Cyberpunk 2077 to be my new alarm. Picture this: it's 7:30 AM. Suddenly, my alarm shouts… https://t.co/G9SHGCLMTa
I want #KeanuReeves from Cyberpunk 2077 to be my new alarm. 

Picture this: it's 7:30 AM. Suddenly, my alarm shouts… https://t.co/G9SHGCLMTa
@AjamNova @sylvysprit um... I imagine le OC Flaria sounding something like this- https://t.co/e29Rd3AfeY
@AjamNova @sylvysprit um... I imagine le OC Flaria sounding something like this-

https://t.co/e29Rd3AfeY
@AjamNova It's better than fucking Howie Mandel's voice. Fuck that bald shit.
@AjamNova It's better than fucking Howie Mandel's voice. Fuck that bald shit.
Just another crazy night with the boys >B) https://t.co/LcFog2A2kz
Just another crazy night with the boys  >B) https://t.co/LcFog2A2kz
@kitwaggoner_ haha it's coo bruh, I didn't feeel offended. us zoomers have tough skin lawl we're t0o buzy wanting 2… https://t.co/QTPWojTrWd
@kitwaggoner_ haha it's coo bruh, I didn't feeel offended. us zoomers have tough skin lawl we're t0o buzy wanting 2… https://t.co/QTPWojTrWd
@AjamNova Watch the dub be the same level of quality as season 2.
@AjamNova Watch the dub be the same level of quality as season 2.
I'm actually fucking livid. I was going to screenshot Hulk dabbing and make it my computer wallpaper. Am I not supp… https://t.co/imtEZYOgtv
I'm actually fucking livid. I was going to screenshot Hulk dabbing and make it my computer wallpaper. Am I not supp… https://t.co/imtEZYOgtv
Broke: cancelling #ProJared because he cheated on his wife and had a creepy nude 18+ Snapchat. Woke: cancelling… https://t.co/gmB6hSAhOA
Broke: cancelling #ProJared because he cheated on his wife and had a creepy nude 18+ Snapchat.

Woke: cancelling… https://t.co/gmB6hSAhOA
@AjamNova Anything with animal ears or features. Mostly cat girls though. Whenever I saw a weird feline-human hybri… https://t.co/y0KxdTIIZu
@AjamNova Anything with animal ears or features. Mostly cat girls though. Whenever I saw a weird feline-human hybri… https://t.co/y0KxdTIIZu
Hot take: Mountain Dew™'s Baha Blast tastes like blue battery acid and I'm not exactly here for that.
Hot take: Mountain Dew™'s Baha Blast tastes like blue battery acid and I'm not exactly here for that.
@kitkade Why have a lake when you can get BAKED? Hahahaha very cool
@kitkade Why have a lake when you can get BAKED? Hahahaha very cool
@AjamNova Ajam-sama, I'm going to have to ask you to keep quiet about things you don't understand. Your precious "T… https://t.co/1wFSGSsYk5
@AjamNova Ajam-sama, I'm going to have to ask you to keep quiet about things you don't understand. Your precious

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