almightyaxolotl (@almightyaxolotl)


@keaka1999 Keaka, that's an illegal strategy. I can't let you do that. It's not right. If I can't buy Red Vines, th… https://t.co/JIf9u1Kc5M
@keaka1999 Keaka, it goes against my moral compass. You can't Spider-Man 3 me and force me to behave like an edgier… https://t.co/8q74UZ8rnM
@keaka1999 Keaka, I want to support my local theater. By purchasing slightly more expensive Red Vines (which are wa… https://t.co/C4f5nBV3K6
@keaka1999 I'm sorry that I enjoy supporting my local cinema Keaka. I can't justify sneaking candy into a movie theater. It's not right.
Apparently on Scott Cawthon's @wikipedia page, somebody vandalized the page so every instance of "Five Night's at F… https://t.co/apK9cqyPVC
@AjamNova Ha, that's pretty crazy Ajam-sama!
@AjamNova This was pretty funny! Thanks for sharing Ajam-sama!
@AjamNova Is that the one with Hawkeye and the gym teacher from Spider-Man: Homecoming?
@AjamNova Is that the one with Hawkeye and the gym teacher from Spider-Man: Homecoming?
@AjamNova If Ant-Man doesn't enter Thanos' asshole and expand, I will scream in the middle of the movie theater.
@AjamNova If Ant-Man doesn't enter Thanos' asshole and expand, I will scream in the middle of the movie theater.
@keaka1999 : The Real Ghostbusters is just me with a gun.
@keaka1999 : The Real Ghostbusters is just me with a gun.
@AjamNova Reformat that but correctly this time: We need a Transformer that turns into the Thanoscopter. https://t.co/fInjPmBhOe
@AjamNova Reformat that but correctly this time: We need a Transformer that turns into the Thanoscopter. https://t.co/fInjPmBhOe
@imlianaflores "Meant to Be Yours" from the Heathers musical is a real legit villain song.
@imlianaflores
@AjamNova Haha sick turtle reference Ajam-sama!
@AjamNova Haha sick turtle reference Ajam-sama!
Hot take: slugs are just less charismatic snails.
Hot take: slugs are just less charismatic snails.
Please god help me, my coworker is loudly listening to BrentalFloss at work. I can't escape. I need to leave this h… https://t.co/DNwOcWCQlu
Please god help me, my coworker is loudly listening to BrentalFloss at work. I can't escape. I need to leave this h… https://t.co/DNwOcWCQlu
@AjamNova Shane Dawson plays Nekopara in real life.
@AjamNova Shane Dawson plays Nekopara in real life.
This beast is called the Dragonhead caterpillar. It's super cool and spiky!
This beast is called the Dragonhead caterpillar. It's super cool and spiky!

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