bobby (@bobby)

@chrissyteigen dude @JamieSiminoff did you clone your child be honest
hey babe it was easy to like me when i read books and baked cookies but the boyfriend tutorial is over. it’s time f… https://t.co/OUVopGBflr
thinking about testing my girlfriend’s loyalty by getting really into the competitive airsoft scene.
@UniqueDude2 oh fuck that’s delirious. well. still a nice image.
@UniqueDude2 i have a little red leather suit for my posting hand
[i try to do a good post to impress my new verified follower chrissy teigen but wind up subconsciously plagiarizing… https://t.co/5ExLnCgTqR
RT @chrissyteigen: I went back and forth on my answer but I have also come to the conclusion this is a different kid. Now I can't sleep unt…
@torqpenderloin couldn't have done it without you....autumnal blessings
@CourtneySoliday i'm pretty much over the internet in general at this point.
@chrissyteigen @BronzeHammer thank you chrissy i knew i could count on you
it worked. hello to my new best friend chrissy teigen. https://t.co/lep8cVQza7
it worked. hello to my new best friend chrissy teigen. https://t.co/lep8cVQza7
@chrissyteigen @BronzeHammer well i'm never gonna live this down. see you guys on whatever website comes after twitter.
@chrissyteigen @BronzeHammer well i'm never gonna live this down. see you guys on whatever website comes after twitter.
@torqpenderloin hell it couldn't hurt. or maybe it could. hard to say
@torqpenderloin hell it couldn't hurt. or maybe it could. hard to say
@BronzeHammer hmm. ok happy thanksgiving jf
@BronzeHammer hmm. ok happy thanksgiving jf
@BronzeHammer are you not joking that she earned your follow by not following me
@BronzeHammer are you not joking that she earned your follow by not following me
@bonerhitler i'm prayin to the big turkey in the sky for a thanksgiving miracle
@bonerhitler i'm prayin to the big turkey in the sky for a thanksgiving miracle
@BronzeHammer buddy you're about six or seven mediocre burns away from losing my patreon pledge
@BronzeHammer buddy you're about six or seven mediocre burns away from losing my patreon pledge
chrissy teigen follows a bunch of my mutual followers but not me. gotta be a mistake or a glitch or something....my posts are good.
chrissy teigen follows a bunch of my mutual followers but not me. gotta be a mistake or a glitch or something....my posts are good.
congrats to this guy on somehow becoming the most hateable player on a team starring grayson allen. https://t.co/hrccLHzP0P
congrats to this guy on somehow becoming the most hateable player on a team starring grayson allen. https://t.co/hrccLHzP0P