coolcalmron (@coolcalmron)

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RT @_youhadonejob1: For the inquisition? https://t.co/TqPEfyik9Y
RT @_youhadonejob1: For the inquisition? https://t.co/TqPEfyik9Y
RT @TomKolovosTKO: My gender reassignment surgery is tomorrow so I should get home.... #HowToEscapeADate
RT @TomKolovosTKO: My gender reassignment surgery is tomorrow so I should get home.... #HowToEscapeADate
RT @amcronin87: #HowToEscapeADate Wait until she slips up and leaves the basement door unlocked, then make a run for it!
RT @amcronin87: #HowToEscapeADate Wait until she slips up and leaves the basement door unlocked, then make a run for it!
#HowToEscapeADate whatever they say, say the exact opposite. Respond to them in a mocking tone, really own that shit.
#HowToEscapeADate whatever they say, say the exact opposite. Respond to them in a mocking tone, really own that shit.
@ChrixMorgan might be a good way to be killed😂
@ChrixMorgan might be a good way to be killed😂
RT @ChrixMorgan: #HowToEscapeADate if your date is a Trump supporter say you help illegals cross the border https://t.co/EMAX3ZxEZY
RT @ChrixMorgan: #HowToEscapeADate if your date is a Trump supporter say you help illegals cross the border https://t.co/EMAX3ZxEZY
RT @jandhobs: Explain why you find mashed potatoes arousing. #HowToEscapeADate
#HowToEscapeADate get close to them but avoid eye contact. Tell them: "you smell just like last one..." while stroking a lock of their hair.
RT @ChrixMorgan: #HowToEscapeADate ask if your date wanna see your future kids pictures
RT @I_am_not_E: #HowToEscapeADate Fart constantly
#HowToEscapeADate begin passive aggressive commenting on dates appearance, choice..etc. Increase intensity as needed
#HowToEscapeADate stand up, don't act in a suspicious manner, go to the bathroom, break window, climb out, avoid de… https://t.co/hbP5qcv7NP