dashingharmon (@dashingharmon)

Think Al Franken should go, but defend Roy Moore's decision to stay? You might be an #oxymoron #FridayFeeling Fri-Yay Jeffery Tambor
Twitter assumes we who've mastered the art of 140 won't leave, while they make room for those who could never handl… https://t.co/RYfu2GNNf1
Now I can't use character conservation as an excuse for misspelling and grammar mistakes 😡 #140BetterThan280Because
"I hate to be a bitch, but would you mind leaving the seat up?" #WhatYourDogIsThankfulFor https://t.co/TKiuw3d7M4
Oh, WAIT; I get it! "Tax Cuts and Jobs Act" cuz the rich are gonna get their taxes cut, & the rest of us are gonna… https://t.co/jMGnZKGLpf
Oh, WAIT; I get it!
If just THREE republican senators do what 13 house republicans just did, the GOP and @realDonaldTrump's America des… https://t.co/zbQ2D3Vgwo
If just THREE republican senators do what 13 house republicans just did, the GOP and @realDonaldTrump's America des… https://t.co/zbQ2D3Vgwo
Today is #NationalFastFoodDay, but if The Senate passes the #TaxScam that just passed The House, EVERYDAY will soon… https://t.co/kPbHVhE5S2
Today is #NationalFastFoodDay, but if The Senate passes the #TaxScam that just passed The House, EVERYDAY will soon… https://t.co/kPbHVhE5S2
When I heard Blake Shelton had been named #SexiestManAlive, I wondered if the votes had been tabulated electorally? 🤔 #WednesdayWisdom
When I heard Blake Shelton had been named #SexiestManAlive, I wondered if the votes had been tabulated electorally? 🤔
#WednesdayWisdom
Trump was unfamiliar w/ Cards Against Humanity, as the game makers haven't released a smaller cards 4 smaller hands edition #WednesdayWisdom
Trump was unfamiliar w/ Cards Against Humanity, as the game makers haven't released a smaller cards 4 smaller hands edition
#WednesdayWisdom
#ProperDrivingEtiquette in #NOLA means never using your blinker... apparently...
#ProperDrivingEtiquette in #NOLA means never using your blinker...  apparently...
Bill came to see me 6 months ago, hoping an exercise routine might keep his doctor from upping his Type 2 meds. Af… https://t.co/AxnXjwWILP
Bill came to see me 6 months ago, hoping an exercise routine might keep his doctor from upping his Type 2 meds.  Af… https://t.co/AxnXjwWILP
sad part is, Kate McKinnon would yield more credible information #JeffSessions #SessionsHearing House Judiciary Att… https://t.co/WOvqt224xc
sad part is, Kate McKinnon would yield more credible information
#JeffSessions
#SessionsHearing
House Judiciary
Att… https://t.co/WOvqt224xc
Fun Fact: Roy Moore's antics once earned him the nickname "Woody" #AddPickleToAnything #TuesdayThoughts #RoyMoorehttps://t.co/juGaRg9Doc
Fun Fact: Roy Moore's antics once earned him the nickname
White Flakes: gives new meaning to the words 🎶 "Here I go again on my own" #LessNoteworthyBands https://t.co/lbjWb6flM1
White Flakes: gives new meaning to the words 🎶
hope @realDonaldTrump gets impeached in time4 Celebrity Big Brother; I so wanna hear Julie Chen say,"Donald, u've b… https://t.co/MEAtwJnUdA
hope @realDonaldTrump gets impeached in time4 Celebrity Big Brother; I so wanna hear Julie Chen say,