flataboveashop (@flataboveashop)


RT @josephmdurso: Oh the traffic is moving again. It wouldn’t be right to film it but there are a lot of teenagers singing “oh, fuck off Th…
You'd be saying the same of the three in court if they hadn't got caught though. Can think of at least three more w… https://t.co/QsIZ96pyGM
Will be nice to go to Kogarah Oval and, for once, not have to worry about whether Gallen's twinged something in the warm-up
Will be nice to go to Kogarah Oval and, for once, not have to worry about whether Gallen's twinged something in the warm-up
@mattiecamp Would but those mobile tickets aren't compatible with mine :(
@mattiecamp Would but those mobile tickets aren't compatible with mine :(
Bought a ticket for the dub grand final but can't print it. Gonna have to open my laptop at the gates tomorrow and… https://t.co/RSAZJwdSlX
Bought a ticket for the dub grand final but can't print it. Gonna have to open my laptop at the gates tomorrow and… https://t.co/RSAZJwdSlX
@mattiecamp He wouldn't be boring that's for sure. Maybe one day
@mattiecamp He wouldn't be boring that's for sure. Maybe one day
@mattiecamp Song reference ("Range Life" - Pavement). Wish I was though. Or maybe not. Probably not nowadays
@mattiecamp Song reference (
@nadiwoo Missed out on finding out at the time and am content to keep it that way. Mysteries of life
@nadiwoo Missed out on finding out at the time and am content to keep it that way. Mysteries of life
2012: found my voice as a writer 2018: found my voice as a tweeter
2012: found my voice as a writer
2018: found my voice as a tweeter
and just realised I've been listening to music on my laptop with mixing skewed slightly to the right ear for what, a year now? 18 months?
and just realised I've been listening to music on my laptop with mixing skewed slightly to the right ear for what, a year now? 18 months?
Bought eye drops and my eyes were fine before I had the chance to so much as open the packet. Congratulationsyouplayedyourself.GIF
Bought eye drops and my eyes were fine before I had the chance to so much as open the packet. Congratulationsyouplayedyourself.GIF
RT @StephenMalkmus1: what if i tweeted my address and ruined gold soundz
RT @StephenMalkmus1: what if i tweeted my address and ruined gold soundz
Out on tour with the Smashing Pumpkins
Out on tour with the Smashing Pumpkins
RT @piecehere: The fb page for local lost pets has devolved into drama involving threats, talk of defamation and slander. I love a litigiou…
RT @piecehere: The fb page for local lost pets has devolved into drama involving threats, talk of defamation and slander. I love a litigiou…
All that money Jonah Peretti's hoarded by fucking off all his journos and he still can't find a jacket that doesn't… https://t.co/YHmw9juehq
All that money Jonah Peretti's hoarded by fucking off all his journos and he still can't find a jacket that doesn't… https://t.co/YHmw9juehq
RT @SarahNEmerson: not like it matters but ryan adams is a 44 y.o. man who still takes photos like this https://t.co/dgiT1uGhXC
RT @SarahNEmerson: not like it matters but ryan adams is a 44 y.o. man who still takes photos like this https://t.co/dgiT1uGhXC
Hleb has just come off the bench. 2019; 2006; it's all relative
Hleb has just come off the bench. 2019; 2006; it's all relative

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