iBlameMikeGreen (@iBlameMikeGreen)

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My feelings about graduation keep switching back and forth between "really excited" and "complete and utter panic" pls donate to my paypal
Being a loud self proclaimed "devil's advocate" in class doesn't make you helpful. You just look like an asshole. Shut up
@412B0bbb Once you've lived through 18 years of Alabama storms, everything else seems like a small sprinkle of mist in comparison
Spring in Pittsburgh makes no sense. Is it gonna be hot, warm, freezing, windy, rainy, snowy or a mixture of all of them tomorrow? Who knows
"Tomi Lahren permanently banned from The Blaze" https://t.co/YKsiOsKNR8
the "prank" community on youtube needs to be control+alt+deleted 🙅🙅🙅 https://t.co/rcZitWWRQV
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@ColossalisCrazy I look forward to the release of this vid in 2019
@ColossalisCrazy I look forward to the release of this vid in 2019
I don't cry over spilled milk but I do cry over spilled wine. RIP in peace to my favorite moscato. I'll never forget you.
I don't cry over spilled milk but I do cry over spilled wine. RIP in peace to my favorite moscato. I'll never forget you.
After a lot of panic and anxiety attacks I've decided to stay in Pittsburgh next year before I start law school. I love this city. 👍
After a lot of panic and anxiety attacks I've decided to stay in Pittsburgh next year before I start law school. I love this city. 👍
RT @TheOnion: New Evidence Reveals Christ Lounged In Tomb For Extra Hour Before Finally Rising From Grave https://t.co/Nea2h7qmcx https://t…
RT @TheOnion: New Evidence Reveals Christ Lounged In Tomb For Extra Hour Before Finally Rising From Grave https://t.co/Nea2h7qmcx https://t…
RT @justinshanes: Meanwhile, at today's meeting on feline healthcare... https://t.co/wApNyFS7jz
RT @justinshanes: Meanwhile, at today's meeting on feline healthcare... https://t.co/wApNyFS7jz
@NorrisDewie19 this has more grammatical and spelling errors than a 7th grader's first in-class essay on a book they're never read
@NorrisDewie19 this has more grammatical and spelling errors than a 7th grader's first in-class essay on a book they're never read
Here it is. The Garbage Trifecta. 🚮🚮🚮 https://t.co/FQnpyjyqx9
Here it is. The Garbage Trifecta. 🚮🚮🚮 https://t.co/FQnpyjyqx9
whenever somebody tells me that all they've wanted is to live in the south my soul leaves my body
whenever somebody tells me that all they've wanted is to live in the south my soul leaves my body