iBlameMikeGreen (@iBlameMikeGreen)

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I do this, but with wine instead of water https://t.co/oEbho0rXOW
@B_Marsh92 that pun is outta this world ๐Ÿ˜‚
RT @B_Marsh92: The only thing he'll say about it is that he wants to build a wall around it to keep the illegal aliens out. https://t.co/vzโ€ฆ
When is Trump gonna tweet and tell us what's in Area 51 tho
THIS ONE THOUGH ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ https://t.co/F8sfEZJyzR
THIS ONE THOUGH ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ https://t.co/F8sfEZJyzR
RT @JoyAnnReid: Your president has kids from three different moms, took five bankruptcies and hasn't paid taxes in approximately 19 years.โ€ฆ
RT @JoyAnnReid: Your president has kids from three different moms, took five bankruptcies and hasn't paid taxes in approximately 19 years.โ€ฆ
okay most are just stupid, but this has to be my favorite Facebook ad of all time https://t.co/JhElU3wPxy
okay most are just stupid, but this has to be my favorite Facebook ad of all time https://t.co/JhElU3wPxy
I'm writing my Constitutional Law paper about the freedom of the press maybe I should forward it to @realDonaldTrump when I finish
I'm writing my Constitutional Law paper about the freedom of the press maybe I should forward it to @realDonaldTrump when I finish
okay but when is @JasonKander gonna run for president?? ๐Ÿ‘
okay but when is @JasonKander gonna run for president?? ๐Ÿ‘
@k_fulford summer is the worst time of the year anyways, you got this my friend
@k_fulford summer is the worst time of the year anyways, you got this my friend
@k_fulford the adult life suxxxxx but hey at least it isn't too far away and long?
@k_fulford the adult life suxxxxx but hey at least it isn't too far away and long?
RT @partylikeits07: I'm so proud of Lindsay Lohan https://t.co/VbOYLChQ3M
Honestly I could probably finish my papers in maybe an hour but I can't since I'm a piece of shit and get distracted every 15 minutes ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ
RT @JasonKander: The biggest role Steve Bannon should have in national security decisions is judging whether LTG McMaster's shoes need a shโ€ฆ
@k_fulford I thought you were moving to Ohio together?
update: I decided to go with the nap
me: wow I should really start my law paper that's due at midnight tonight also me: or maybe I should take a nap https://t.co/Wabf2ounVL
RT @trustnopizza: Which legendary February 20th birthday do y'all care about the most?
Donald Trump is basically a human manifestation of an air horn
The guy next to me is wearing so much cologne that it's about to choke me out RIP in peace