iBlameMikeGreen (@iBlameMikeGreen)

468x60

Why is everybody yelling about how people who go to big protests are paid??? Bitch I didn't get paid to go to the Women's March. Fuck off.
I keep having dreams about alligators and I'm not sure what any of this means but I can only hope for death
@rockcandy87 it took me a solid 10 minutes to figure out what you meant by this
Taylor Swift has been really quiet lately and I think that's why everything has been going so swell. Hopefully she secretly retired.
shower thoughts: should I add on another major RIGHT NOW so I can avoid graduation for at least another semester
@MHanna39 no he's the one with the hair dyed the color of piss
the way she's holding her phone is giving me anxiety https://t.co/7XBukc4PP3
when constitutional law has taken over your life https://t.co/QSZT7F1kcg
when constitutional law has taken over your life https://t.co/QSZT7F1kcg
Finals week starts on Tuesday and I haven't even checked my schedule to see when any of my finals are. I graduate in May. I am the future.
Finals week starts on Tuesday and I haven't even checked my schedule to see when any of my finals are. 

I graduate in May. I am the future.
executive producer DICK WOLF
executive producer DICK WOLF
my favorite hobby is drinking screwdrivers at 5am trying to ignore that my life is crumbling right before my eyes
my favorite hobby is drinking screwdrivers at 5am trying to ignore that my life is crumbling right before my eyes
when nothing matters and ur always feeling down but u don't wanna bother ur friends about it so u just make jokes and u can never sleep and
when nothing matters and ur always feeling down but u don't wanna bother ur friends about it so u just make jokes and u can never sleep and
when you're filling out a class evaluation for a professor that was rude and disrespectful to students all semester https://t.co/feVxo0Lab5
when you're filling out a class evaluation for a professor that was rude and disrespectful to students all semester https://t.co/feVxo0Lab5
@ImAllexx this is the first time in like 5 months where Americans have been truly lucky
@ImAllexx this is the first time in like 5 months where Americans have been truly lucky
#ReasonsToLeaveEarth: to see if my regular depression will become space depression
#ReasonsToLeaveEarth: to see if my regular depression will become space depression
actually what is even the point of anything anymore
actually what is even the point of anything anymore
honestly what is the point of getting out of bed anymore
honestly what is the point of getting out of bed anymore