iBlameMikeGreen (@iBlameMikeGreen)

Friendly reminder if you're going shopping for Black Friday: don't be an asshole to the employees, they're trying tโ€ฆ https://t.co/nK7YESHyRu
RT @mhkamp: As requested: 2017 Kindergarten Thanksgiving Cookbook enjoy https://t.co/cpexEzljFs
RT @mhkamp: As requested:
2017 Kindergarten Thanksgiving Cookbook 

enjoy https://t.co/cpexEzljFs
@penstone ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ tbt to when I used to have a super thick southern accent and sounded like I walked straight out ofโ€ฆ https://t.co/g15IuOYoIJ
@penstone ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ tbt to when I used to have a super thick southern accent and sounded like I walked straight out ofโ€ฆ...
@penstone the heavy emphasis on Applebee's being an important part of Alabama citizen's lives in the early 2000's was accurate af
@penstone the heavy emphasis on Applebee's being an important part of Alabama citizen's lives in the early 2000's was accurate af
RT @trustnopizza: Why does Post Malone looks like if Jon Snow grew up in Atlanta
RT @trustnopizza: Why does Post Malone looks like if Jon Snow grew up in Atlanta
you're one of my favorite twitter accounts tbh https://t.co/K83YiRqq3a
you're one of my favorite twitter accounts tbh https://t.co/K83YiRqq3a
@penstone TALLADEGA NIGHTS IS ONE OF MY PERSONAL FAVORITES OMG THAT'S MY STATE
@penstone TALLADEGA NIGHTS IS ONE OF MY PERSONAL FAVORITES OMG THAT'S MY STATE
RT @chrissyteigen: What the fuck i don't even know what a pick 6 is https://t.co/xsWmjYqsdb
RT @chrissyteigen: What the fuck i don't even know what a pick 6 is https://t.co/xsWmjYqsdb
Happy Thanksgiving I'm at work 800 miles away from my family https://t.co/j2u3Nd6EBi
Happy Thanksgiving I'm at work 800 miles away from my family https://t.co/j2u3Nd6EBi
@alabamaadrianna no I don't think I even know who she is since Hoover had 8 million teachers ๐Ÿ˜‚ it was my law teacher
@alabamaadrianna no I don't think I even know who she is since Hoover had 8 million teachers ๐Ÿ˜‚ it was my law teacher
RT @RVAwonk: A child is sexually assaulted every 8 minutes in America. Today, every single one of them heard their president say: "I don'โ€ฆ
RT @RVAwonk: A child is sexually assaulted every 8 minutes in America. 

Today, every single one of them heard their president say:
RT @bevtgooden: โ€œiโ€™m not like other men.โ€ https://t.co/JZXSmcgfpE
RT @bevtgooden: โ€œiโ€™m not like other men.โ€ https://t.co/JZXSmcgfpE
I hope everybody is having a great day except @jakepaul
I hope everybody is having a great day except @jakepaul
@jaydestarlight a lot of internet famous people are just annoying in my opinion like they literally have no talentโ€ฆ https://t.co/2YiZekAont
@jaydestarlight a lot of internet famous people are just annoying in my opinion like they literally have no talentโ€ฆ https://t.co/2YiZekAont
you've stopped what you were doing to whip out your phone to take this picture can you taste the irony here https://t.co/Dn5ZqdXJ6a
you've stopped what you were doing to whip out your phone to take this picture can you taste the irony here https://t.co/Dn5ZqdXJ6a
@jaydestarlight ohhhh I hate the beauty vlog community so no wonder why I've never heard her name before lol
@jaydestarlight ohhhh I hate the beauty vlog community so no wonder why I've never heard her name before lol
who the fuck is zoella any why is she everywhere I've never heard of her before this month, she apparently came outโ€ฆ https://t.co/q38kBBl8tZ
who the fuck is zoella any why is she everywhere I've never heard of her before this month, she apparently came outโ€ฆ https://t.co/q38kBBl8tZ
is everything on the planet a #1 New York Times best seller or is it just me
is everything on the planet a #1 New York Times best seller or is it just me
7 years ago I lost a best friend I had known my whole life. I'll love and miss her forever. ๐Ÿ’œ https://t.co/bhgtsFAJm4
7 years ago I lost a best friend I had known my whole life. 

I'll love and miss her forever. 
๐Ÿ’œ https://t.co/bhgtsFAJm4