lizardgrabber (@lizardgrabber)


RT @knifehaver: she’s your mum’s sister and she may or may not exist: an auntological paradox
@Asay_Auto @soylent i do truly enjoy the mulch
(this shitpost content brought to you by the reality of my depressed, disordered eating life)
all crockery is a waste! sup nutritionally complete gruel directly into your gullet and let its mulch sustain you.… https://t.co/AJtCum1Q5s
RT @knifehaver: theyll remember you. theyll encase you in plaster and pose you just right on their pedestal for their children and their gr…
i love old people on, the internet. who Type# like rupi kaur. poetry. Arby’s, they cry. Arby’s. https://t.co/KV2jWp2gIp
i love
old people on,
the internet. who Type#
like rupi kaur.
poetry.
Arby’s, 
they cry.
Arby’s. https://t.co/KV2jWp2gIp
live on the dead stump, the fallen branch, the tree lightning hollowed long ago. you are not an echo. you are terra… https://t.co/fcGMOLGrBz
live on the dead stump, the fallen branch, the tree lightning hollowed long ago. you are not an echo. you are terra… https://t.co/fcGMOLGrBz
#mossmanifesto embrace life in the crevasses people have carved in the land around them. it is a mistake and it is… https://t.co/paMRfh3JzB
#mossmanifesto embrace life in the crevasses people have carved in the land around them. it is a mistake and it is… https://t.co/paMRfh3JzB
forget #likeaboss and be more #likeamoss. thrive in the damp and dark, the sour conditions you have been left in. m… https://t.co/ITUxvNjHw6
forget #likeaboss and be more #likeamoss. thrive in the damp and dark, the sour conditions you have been left in. m… https://t.co/ITUxvNjHw6
tipping your head back so the mucus flows down your throat soft and gentle like a baptism
tipping your head back so the mucus flows down your throat soft and gentle like a baptism
RT @knifehaver: my favourite thing about the royal Wedding is the ceremonial cutting of the cake. and by 'cutting' I mean beheading and by…
RT @knifehaver: my favourite thing about the royal Wedding is the ceremonial cutting of the cake. and by 'cutting' I mean beheading and by…
nietzsche: OwO whats ‘byss? abyss: (・ω ・✿)
nietzsche: OwO whats ‘byss?
abyss: (・ω ・✿)
RT @jiyahkelly: Who's ever grinned while eating shit?
RT @jiyahkelly: Who's ever grinned while eating shit?
anyway novel in which a coven posing as a TM group give lots of wealthy sad people mantras—only the ‘gibberish’ tur… https://t.co/yf9nrEW2eA
anyway novel in which a coven posing as a TM group give lots of wealthy sad people mantras—only the ‘gibberish’ tur… https://t.co/yf9nrEW2eA
and, more pertinently, that you pay someone else thousands to be given a precise stream of gibberish to repeat
and, more pertinently, that you pay someone else thousands to be given a precise stream of gibberish to repeat
does my nut that transcendental meditation is essentially speaking simlish to yourself until you feel calm
does my nut that transcendental meditation is essentially speaking simlish to yourself until you feel calm
vore the many not the few
vore the many not the few
RT @Justpeacheyy: I've been thinking about this rock for over a week and I had to buy it.... it's smug aura haunts me https://t.co/xFoFtVQQ
RT @Justpeacheyy: I've been thinking about this rock for over a week and I had to buy it.... it's smug aura haunts me https://t.co/xFoFtVQQ…
if you don’t vore you can’t complain
if you don’t vore you can’t complain
RT @knifehaver: jesus take the wheel. John take the spear. matthew take this good stone tablet. we got presents for everyone today get in l…
RT @knifehaver: jesus take the wheel. John take the spear. matthew take this good stone tablet. we got presents for everyone today get in l…

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