lizardgrabber (@lizardgrabber)


RT @iscoff: Art is asking provoking questions. Art is pushing boundaries. Art is an annoying dude and he's banned from my house
john green fuck off with your weak ass cigarette metaphor, my artpop is lovingly deepthroating poison ivy until i can no longer breathe
why does the 2018 world cup, the largest of all world cups, not simply eat the others
nessie and champ are the same animal and they travel from loch to lake by a sweet lil whirlpool wormhole at the bot… https://t.co/ls5GR5PUT3
ghost from an ancient Pangaean civilisation who, now the ground has shattered and dispersed, is stuck far from its… https://t.co/8lvJkVqkK3
RT @emilyhughes: It’s unclear to me if Twitter unsuspended the art bots platform but uh endless screaming and tiny care bot are currently l…
i hand a yo-yo to each kid, get them started, and as things begin to get going a dissonant hum emerges and strengthens. the summoning begins
RT @iscoff: You think you’ve defeated me? Behold my final form! *I unzip my skin and a bloody skeleton falls out. I am clearly dead*
that’s all the swamp puns i’ve got aside from a really obvious swamped/bogged down one and a forced ‘time marshes on’ one
that’s all the swamp puns i’ve got aside from a really obvious swamped/bogged down one and a forced ‘time marshes on’ one
eventually towards the end of the night, as the damp mist in the room grows deathly cold, and the will o the wisp’s… https://t.co/RJuidge9Ei
eventually towards the end of the night, as the damp mist in the room grows deathly cold, and the will o the wisp’s… https://t.co/RJuidge9Ei
one of them gets upset about being bluffed and they try to calm them down, all ‘hey, cmon, we’re all fens here’
one of them gets upset about being bluffed and they try to calm them down, all ‘hey, cmon, we’re all fens here’
...bogs playing poker
...bogs playing poker
i always thought bc of little miss sunshine that a la mode = w ice cream
i always thought bc of little miss sunshine that a la mode = w ice cream
sometimes u just gotta dissolve, you know?
sometimes u just gotta dissolve, you know?
RT @knifehaver: she’s your mum’s sister and she may or may not exist: an auntological paradox
RT @knifehaver: she’s your mum’s sister and she may or may not exist: an auntological paradox
@Asay_Auto @soylent i do truly enjoy the mulch
@Asay_Auto @soylent i do truly enjoy the mulch
(this shitpost content brought to you by the reality of my depressed, disordered eating life)
(this shitpost content brought to you by the reality of my depressed, disordered eating life)

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