noir (@noir)


@ninhotline Spellcheck first ;)
@atomicbird @kendalldevdiary “To be delivered by 3:00 P.M.” *checks time* *stares at old piece of shit iPhone that isn’t an XS*
I’ve lost 5 lbs. this week. If this cold would just stick around another few months, I’ll have my super model body back.
@atomicbird Huh. My UPS truck is seemingly 3 minutes up the street. But not considered “In Your Area” and delivery… https://t.co/WoghW6tHLY
RT @pitchfork: Nine Inch Nails debut the single that eluded their setlists for 21 years https://t.co/FqCF0Wnthi
@phatblat It took me a second to recognize you with the sunglasses :)
@FlashSeats Appears to be a temporary glitch. All fixed now!
Me trying to work while sick https://t.co/eZcH2JxP0w
@staticred @roach Oh god. That guy’s such a tool though.
@rob_sheridan @Steph_Sheridan_ For brevity sake, you should start asking who you’re not mad at on the Internet today.
@atomicbird The only 100% effective method of staying safe with extensions is abstinence.
@rstephensme Let my Cameron go.
Caught the baby’s cold. https://t.co/Lw32aMR801
@film_girl And yet here I am… still up and still looking at watches. I blame you.
@film_girl And yet here I am… still up and still looking at watches. I blame you.
@film_girl I think this is my year to finally get a new Apple Watch, but I can’t handle paying for a phone and a watch in the same night!
@film_girl I think this is my year to finally get a new Apple Watch, but I can’t handle paying for a phone and a watch in the same night!
@holaMau Did delivery. Waiting until the phone is actually here sounds even more stressful :) Nervous because I did… https://t.co/oxp2YozrN3
@holaMau Did delivery. Waiting until the phone is actually here sounds even more stressful :) Nervous because I did… https://t.co/oxp2YozrN3
When signing up for the iPhone Upgrade Program for the first time, how long until I’m in the clear? If the order wa… https://t.co/2UUEogu2PU
When signing up for the iPhone Upgrade Program for the first time, how long until I’m in the clear? If the order wa… https://t.co/2UUEogu2PU
Apple Store app is what kicked me out. Jumped to Safari on my laptop and it went fine. Hopefully I didn’t screw anything up :D
Apple Store app is what kicked me out. Jumped to Safari on my laptop and it went fine. Hopefully I didn’t screw anything up :D

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