noir (@noir)


RT @_ivancr: This is what person with low vision sees (2008: 45m people in the US alone) Supporting dynamic type in iOS is not a nice to ha…
It’s official. Nothing in life is safe from my dad joke brain. https://t.co/vSrCTDF2ze
It’s official. Nothing in life is safe from my dad joke brain. https://t.co/vSrCTDF2ze
@gruber Oh shit. I’m going to go rip it off before they update the copyright.
@gruber Oh shit. I’m going to go rip it off before they update the copyright.
@rjonesy @OvercastFM Expired beta. Deleted and installed from App Store. Crashed on launch on iOS 12 until I restar… https://t.co/FD5s58xidX
@rjonesy @OvercastFM Expired beta. Deleted and installed from App Store. Crashed on launch on iOS 12 until I restar… https://t.co/FD5s58xidX
Nothing turns my morning commute upside down quite like temporarily losing access to my @OvercastFM podcasts.
Nothing turns my morning commute upside down quite like temporarily losing access to my @OvercastFM podcasts.
@jdalrymple Very sorry to hear that, Jim. We have one on her way out. Always devastating to lose a member of the family.
@jdalrymple Very sorry to hear that, Jim. We have one on her way out. Always devastating to lose a member of the family.
@rob_sheridan Want to hear a cantaloupe joke? Why can’t melons run away and get married? … Because they can’t fi… https://t.co/XoNrY7oMZl
@rob_sheridan Want to hear a cantaloupe joke?

Why can’t melons run away and get married?

…

Because they can’t fi… https://t.co/XoNrY7oMZl
@bwebster @atomicbird Ah. I see Big Corn has already gotten to you.
@bwebster @atomicbird Ah. I see Big Corn has already gotten to you.
@atomicbird Additional items to pack in the “well, actually”-person arsenal: Peanuts are not nuts. They are legumes… https://t.co/BFBliLWxRs
@atomicbird Additional items to pack in the “well, actually”-person arsenal:
Peanuts are not nuts. They are legumes… https://t.co/BFBliLWxRs
@mihamartinec @rands This was a terrible idea. Abort! Abort! (Breaks normal Cmd+V pasting in all other apps that do… https://t.co/lwbTJm3qUJ
@mihamartinec @rands This was a terrible idea. Abort! Abort! (Breaks normal Cmd+V pasting in all other apps that do… https://t.co/lwbTJm3qUJ
@ishabazz Phew. Now I can breathe a sigh of relief :) Though it does seem likely that we’ll eventually see this go… https://t.co/6MqYvk0w3j
@ishabazz Phew. Now I can breathe a sigh of relief :) Though it does seem likely that we’ll eventually see this go… https://t.co/6MqYvk0w3j
@ishabazz I don’t remember iPad ever having it. Didn’t iPad only ever have the normal height colored status bar?
@ishabazz I don’t remember iPad ever having it. Didn’t iPad only ever have the normal height colored status bar?
@ishabazz Damn. That was always a fun one to catch bugs against.
@ishabazz Damn. That was always a fun one to catch bugs against.
@Voultar Still relatively new to trying to do my own repairs and mods. What’s evil about lead-free solder?
@Voultar Still relatively new to trying to do my own repairs and mods. What’s evil about lead-free solder?
Two years went fast. Best thing that’s ever happened to me. https://t.co/tol1Yp28Oi
Two years went fast. Best thing that’s ever happened to me. https://t.co/tol1Yp28Oi
@drance @mrgan @antichrista I don’t know how I missed this thread before today, but I love everything about all of… https://t.co/7YqrDZbTox
@drance @mrgan @antichrista I don’t know how I missed this thread before today, but I love everything about all of… https://t.co/7YqrDZbTox
@rob_sheridan @vertigo_comics Congratulations. That’s fucking awesome. Looking forward to the books.
@rob_sheridan @vertigo_comics Congratulations. That’s fucking awesome. Looking forward to the books.

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