realaaronweber (@realaaronweber)

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the best part of watching movies with my girlfriend is watching trailers for two hours and never agreeing on a film
my biggest regret in life is not auditioning for season 1 of the irish bachelorette https://t.co/cI41bKyXMX
Here's East Dillon's victory formation, as seen in S5E7 of Friday Night Lights. 5 men in the backfield, 5 on the li… https://t.co/iWEBg70goI
i’ve been hitting snooze every 9 minutes for a week
@loverrlylucy it's a lot to digest and i'm sure people are writing out long responses
(4/4) Imagine spending your Friday night dressed like a toilet to mock two teams you don't care about. Also, is th… https://t.co/oMxllZVtCK
(3/4) The kids literally stood out in the pouring rain for 4 quarters, booing both teams. (They also somehow have s… https://t.co/sbgKFvGV25
(2/4) 3 teenage boys show up to the game, wearing toilet seats and holding plungers. Who are these kids? Why are th… https://t.co/5gwHyrBYSv
(1/4) In S4E8 of Friday Night Lights, the East Dillon Lions take on the Campbell Park Timberwolves. Because they're… https://t.co/pWsPsx9Pzc
RT @ZachBragg3: @realaaronweber Can’t speak for all bevs, but as far as soda goes, the styrofoam preserves the temp. Furthermore, if ice is…
Scientists of Twitter, why does everything tastes better in a styrofoam cup? Will fund research if necessary
RT @zaniesnashville: ❤️Big thanks to @joerogan and @JonReep for the Zanies Nashville shoutout on episode #1288 of the Joe Rogan Experience!…
Hard vouch for this company. I have no idea what they do but I’m sure they’re amazing https://t.co/mvmIglByUg
@DustinNickerson Hey man I know somebody who is tall, and I’m offended on his behalf. Please remove this tweet immediately

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