realaaronweber (@realaaronweber)


RT @opry: Your #OpryDebut night is always one you’ll never forget. Happy first time, @dustyslay! https://t.co/YqYTTSjeCy
RT @opry: Your #OpryDebut night is always one you’ll never forget. Happy first time, @dustyslay! https://t.co/YqYTTSjeCy
RT @loverrlylucy: I’m so excited about @dustyslay doing @opry on Saturday. This is a special time for comedians living in Nashville. ☝🏻
RT @loverrlylucy: I’m so excited about @dustyslay doing @opry on Saturday. This is a special time for comedians living in Nashville. ☝🏻
mark zuckerberg is worth $62.5 billion but dresses like every dude at his first open mic https://t.co/HwslE7MkQT
mark zuckerberg is worth $62.5 billion but dresses like every dude at his first open mic https://t.co/HwslE7MkQT
“That was pretty funny” - every old man after a show giving his idea of a tremendous compliment
“That was pretty funny” - every old man after a show giving his idea of a tremendous compliment
RT @SawyerComedy: Hello friends! @Connor__Larsen & I are hosting a new stand up comedy showcase at @YazooBrew in Nashville! First one’s thi…
RT @SawyerComedy: Hello friends! @Connor__Larsen & I are hosting a new stand up comedy showcase at @YazooBrew in Nashville! First one’s thi…
I realize now I got this quotation wrong. I’m sure if I had the wording right this would’ve gone viral
I realize now I got this quotation wrong. I’m sure if I had the wording right this would’ve gone viral
Abandon all hope ye who enter here https://t.co/K1A9K813TY
Abandon all hope ye who enter here https://t.co/K1A9K813TY
when someone tells me notre dame isn't #1 https://t.co/ATfnLyGqhu
Thanks to Best Western Plus in Knoxville for a great stay last week! Heck of a room, heck of a hotel. Looking forwa… https://t.co/BJDh29EEAX
@coles_tweets Fair enough, but I hate when journalists try to paraphrase jokes. I’ve seen so many comedians deliber… https://t.co/gH5WUjiLPN
@seanparrott This is great, but I’m loyal to @Arbys
RT @comedymanjoshua: I’m bringing ring tones back this year. Don’t even try to take me to the movies if you don’t wanna be embarrassed.
Gettysburg is pretty close to my hotel but so is Hershey and if I can’t each chocolate it’s like those guys died for nothing
RT @ShaneisFunny: @realaaronweber is rocking @HbgComedyZone @ShaneisFunny is in the batters box. Two more shows tomorrow night at 8 and 10…
if you caption a video “wait for it” I will wait for it 100% of the time
making fans in alabama lol #tbt #goirish come see me and @ShaneisFunny at the @HbgComedyZone this weekend (1/11-12… https://t.co/7epzXreRji
@Wesley_Aiello That actually describes me perfectly

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