sam_0atmeal (@sam_0atmeal)


y’all when brands tweet “save the bees!!” https://t.co/daBsSG8Q7M
y’all when brands tweet “save the bees!!” https://t.co/daBsSG8Q7M
RT @trgrrl: at the soup store, some twink literally just screamed "FUCK YOU" into his phone after someone shouted at him not to buy clothes…
RT @trgrrl: at the soup store, some twink literally just screamed
I’m the LeBron of not knowing very much about LeBron
I’m the LeBron of not knowing very much about LeBron
@HoodlumRosea literally the worst brand of boomer
@HoodlumRosea literally the worst brand of boomer
People in restaurants who clap when a server drops a dish are 100% first in line for the guillotine
People in restaurants who clap when a server drops a dish are 100% first in line for the guillotine
RT @osamabishounen: the next shoe is gonna cleanly sever george w bush’s brain stem https://t.co/HzgVBpDTpK
RT @osamabishounen: the next shoe is gonna cleanly sever george w bush’s brain stem https://t.co/HzgVBpDTpK
this image haunts my every waking moment https://t.co/BOtpgttqwQ
this image haunts my every waking moment https://t.co/BOtpgttqwQ
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK https://t.co/OUSzw8jJKa
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK https://t.co/OUSzw8jJKa
literally how Emerson College deals with rapists https://t.co/LdlAYLQfwN
literally how Emerson College deals with rapists https://t.co/LdlAYLQfwN
RT @elijahwitt: What the fuck are historians going to say https://t.co/jtLW9BRz5b
RT @elijahwitt: What the fuck are historians going to say https://t.co/jtLW9BRz5b
RT @JuliaLebow: so when are all the rapists + abusers + apologists from my college comedy scene gonna start their own improv group? you do…
RT @JuliaLebow: so when are all the rapists + abusers + apologists  from my college comedy scene gonna start their own improv group? you do…
RT @1lucygoosey: saw this list before it got taken down today https://t.co/nzNc5CB8Bx
RT @1lucygoosey: saw this list before it got taken down today https://t.co/nzNc5CB8Bx
Telling yourself you don’t owe anyone anything is the undefeated method of circumventing the responsibility of actu… https://t.co/O2XIdqk6w7
Telling yourself you don’t owe anyone anything is the undefeated method of circumventing the responsibility of actu… https://t.co/O2XIdqk6w7
RT @WarpRecords: ‘FLAMAGRA’ Announcing the new album from @flyinglotus. An astral afro-futurist masterpiece of deep soul, cosmic dust, an…
RT @WarpRecords: ‘FLAMAGRA’

Announcing the new album from @flyinglotus.

An astral afro-futurist masterpiece of deep soul, cosmic dust, an…
All American Rejects: truth be told i miss you me: :) All American Rejects: truth be told I'm LYING me: >:0
All American Rejects: truth be told i miss you

me: :)

All American Rejects: truth be told I'm LYING

me: >:0
I’m literally not even joking anymore I am Eddie Murphy from the 2008 film Meet Dave. can we stop fuckin around lik… https://t.co/eTM1BFN35U
I’m literally not even joking anymore I am Eddie Murphy from the 2008 film Meet Dave. can we stop fuckin around lik… https://t.co/eTM1BFN35U

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