shrimpeta123 (@shrimpeta123)

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I played VR for the first time today and I was not expecting it to be so intense lmao
I’m shaken more bushes than I am berries
I could go for a fat slice of cheesecake right now
Orrrrrr ICE can get a warrant instead 🤷🏻‍♀️ props to Chicago! https://t.co/pZmDnaomDY
The Deuce Bigalow movies really go unmatched lmao
Fuck around and get yo wig split
Hahahah, oh shit
Don’t you put that evil on me Ricky Bobby
Don’t you put that evil on me Ricky Bobby
I’ve spent most of my day at the animal shelters in my county and let me tell you it’s been the best day of summer 2019
I’ve spent most of my day at the animal shelters in my county and let me tell you it’s been the best day of summer 2019
STN MNT is an underrated album
STN MNT is an underrated album
“Y’all ever fart in the bathtub and bite the bubbles?”
RT @MattWalshBlog: [A black actress is cast as Little Mermaid] Everyone: “oh ok” Heroes on Twitter: “what’s the matter racists?? Outraged…
I don’t understand how people still drink soda
I’ve noticed I’ve been calling small female children 10 and under by “hun” anytime I speak to them and I’m turning… https://t.co/rIX2K0sJ9F
I just downloaded this and I can’t wait for my first call! https://t.co/wQRDydHsFx
RT @harrison_barron: i could not imagine hating my life so much that i willingly buy food from Long John Silvers

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