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Airline upgrades are given out according to a strict set of rules. #FakeAirlineFacts
One man owns all of the major US airlines. This man also happens to be a known sadist. #FakeAirlineFacts
Tiny bags of pretzels are known to prevent air sickness #FakeAirlineFacts
As we are nearing 100 days in office, the only surprise is that 25% still think that Trump is honest.
The base is holding because he hasn't done anything. Wait until he actually does something! https://t.co/84YRLx1LfZ
Mama, what was a record store? #RecordStoreDay
@frostdeeds I've always been fascinated by Trump supporters fixation with butt holes. I think there's something to it.
@frostdeeds I've always been fascinated by Trump supporters fixation with butt holes. I think there's something to it.
@JasperJ77 Hilarious. I was looking to use that quote earlier this week but then I tried to imagine Melania as Lady… https://t.co/Kd9WvjVLR7
@JasperJ77 Hilarious. I was looking to use that quote earlier this week but then I tried to imagine Melania as Lady… https://t.co/Kd9WvjVLR7
Donald Trump was asked to March for Science but he declined. He was afraid that he'd march off the edge of the earth.
Donald Trump was asked to March for Science but he declined. He was afraid that he'd march off the edge of the earth.
@SageAine1 When the history of America is written there will not be one mention of Trump's first 100 days.
@SageAine1 When the history of America is written there will not be one mention of Trump's first 100 days.
Trump roars again and again and again..all roar, no action. (Thank God!) He just can't get anything done.
Trump roars again and again and again..all roar, no action. (Thank God!) He just can't get anything done.
Trump Roars Again. Oops...sorry..it was just the gas escaping.
Trump Roars Again. Oops...sorry..it was just the gas escaping.
Crack infused Radio Transmitter. #CellPhonesIn4Words
Crack infused Radio Transmitter. #CellPhonesIn4Words
@I01712606 Brave comment from a bot
@I01712606 Brave comment from a bot
Telling voters you'll release your tax returns when you know there isn't any way you're ever going to do it. #ThingsToBeAshamedOf
Telling voters you'll release your tax returns when you know there isn't any way you're ever going to do it. #ThingsToBeAshamedOf
@YouAreAnAutist @teresa_linders Uh..the chart speaks to the lack of fair income distribution, not jealousy. Their i… https://t.co/ACLBZCfo7G
@YouAreAnAutist @teresa_linders Uh..the chart speaks to the lack of fair income distribution, not jealousy. Their i… https://t.co/ACLBZCfo7G
@_DrLeoSpaceman_ @teresa_linders You obviously can't comprehend the US being the worst when it comes to income dist… https://t.co/NzgJGnwgZ5
@_DrLeoSpaceman_ @teresa_linders You obviously can't comprehend the US being the worst when it comes to income dist… https://t.co/NzgJGnwgZ5