torqpenderloin (@torqpenderloin)

@JRFegan My roommate Ricky looks good
Hierophant by King Woman https://t.co/EjF6NvmiuX #NowPlaying king woman is definitely going to be on my top albums list
@veryimportant last christmas my dad and I drunkenly raved about how good Duran Duran was. It was very special.
@veryimportant jesus christ dad's are supposed to love this
Devin Hester the best there ever was and ever will be
Ah shit this blows. Shout out to NHL 94. https://t.co/oNE6qQjVu1
@kalebhorton and yet here we are reliving it again and again.
This is probably always relevant, but moreso now. Kaleb's always worth your time as well. https://t.co/r1qZKME1ge
@BPSS_UGod Just gimme that cheese
@Marc_Normandin They shall be forever cursed until they bring back the brown and yellow full time
@BPSS_UGod Most have that now
my only amenity required when deciding if a movie theater is good is do they have the nacho cheese salt
@itwasthreezero Give Your Nintendo Switches To Derek
carefully positioned for maximum guilt when i leave for work https://t.co/XMtC5Jez8Q
carefully positioned for maximum guilt when i leave for work https://t.co/XMtC5Jez8Q
RT @TweetsofOld: Dear Old Kris: I am a good little boy. Please bring me a choo-choo so I can ride. Do not forget my tobacco and papers, als…
RT @TweetsofOld: Dear Old Kris: I am a good little boy. Please bring me a choo-choo so I can ride. Do not forget my tobacco and papers, als…
RT @mattytalks: NY Times: The President is a fat idiot, who is unqualified for his job, drinks Diet Coke all day and is obsessed with peopl…
RT @mattytalks: NY Times: The President is a fat idiot, who is unqualified for his job, drinks Diet Coke all day and is obsessed with peopl…
The Pelicans jersey sponsor is Zatarain's. That owns.
The Pelicans jersey sponsor is Zatarain's. That owns.