useyourallusion (@useyourallusion)


Dave's Matthew Band
Dave's Matthew Band
RT @SimpsonsQOTD: “This is the moment we've feared, people. Many of you thought it would never happen, but I insisted we spend two hours ev…
RT @SimpsonsQOTD: “This is the moment we've feared, people. Many of you thought it would never happen, but I insisted we spend two hours ev…
So is the blueberry listening in on my phone calls or looking for casual sex? https://t.co/zZyMerUNdw
So is the blueberry listening in on my phone calls or looking for casual sex? https://t.co/zZyMerUNdw
I’m home and I have rare Haribos https://t.co/CZBYPCNCAP
I’m home and I have rare Haribos https://t.co/CZBYPCNCAP
On a plane back to the US. The opening theme from the second episode of Sharp Objects is a fuckin jam.
On a plane back to the US. The opening theme from the second episode of Sharp Objects is a fuckin jam.
Can’t believe some people are still in 2018. We’re off that nonsense. https://t.co/GuVH9OkPjn
RT @intellegint: Going out tonight in my giant white J.Crew button up, shiny blue tie from my brothers wedding 8 years ago along with the m…
Tryin to throw your arms around the world https://t.co/8KwiOAosaW
RT @dril: I;ve looked at the facts. Hell im looking at the facts right now.
In the top right pic I’m eating kebab meat with garlic sauce on top of fries and it’s criminal that this isn’t read… https://t.co/W8dI142Fcp
Irn Bru 100% tastes like cough medicine. It’s fuckin wild.
The Scottish dining experience https://t.co/rYw1hfrz2h

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