useyourallusion (@useyourallusion)


The situation at the 19th St. Safeway parking lot has become dangerous and unacceptable
All cookie dough is edible if you aren't a coward
Very glad that @nickwiger’s Vincent Price laugh was finally acknowledged on Doughboys
Very glad that @nickwiger’s Vincent Price laugh was finally acknowledged on Doughboys
I always pay rent when living in someone's head.
I always pay rent when living in someone's head.
RT @dril: AMERICA REALLY DEAD THIS TIME. I MEAN IT. ALL NATIONS UNITE TO DONATE BILLIONS OF TONS OF DIRT TO GIVE A PROPER BURIAL TO OUR DEA…
RT @dril: AMERICA REALLY DEAD THIS TIME. I MEAN IT. ALL NATIONS UNITE TO DONATE BILLIONS OF TONS OF DIRT TO GIVE A PROPER BURIAL TO OUR DEA…
RT @willmenaker: Throw that sundowning gargoyle Grassley into a corn thresher and place an max age limit on anyone serving in elected office
RT @willmenaker: Throw that sundowning gargoyle Grassley into a corn thresher and place an max age limit on anyone serving in elected office
RT @hamiltonnolan: Anyone reporting on a Trump news conference as if he is expressing any discrete coherent thoughts is being dishonest. It…
RT @hamiltonnolan: Anyone reporting on a Trump news conference as if he is expressing any discrete coherent thoughts is being dishonest. It…
This is less than minimum wage https://t.co/uwfGzLbsig
Person in front of me at 7-11 purchased: Two packs of Marlboro Reds Quart of whole milk Literally every last chick… https://t.co/VwsLpuBbxs
When you're just fine and dandy https://t.co/xmwWLvIgiH
Ah, they've got the latest issue of Poo https://t.co/R72sT0121L
The ODB couldn't have possibly committed all those crimes Coolio did some of that shit https://t.co/Fb6Ev1QIff
RT @McLeemz: it rules that Jeff Sessions gave up a lifetime Senate seat just so he could be 10% more racist and ruin more lives, and now he…

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