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@AldiUK @watsoncomedian my other half went to Aldi in his best wizards get up, asked the cashier ''do i get money o…
@AldiUK @watsoncomedian Why does Cuthbert the caterpillar always talk to calli caterpillar, wiggles the caterpillar…
@AldiUK @watsoncomedian How did the bee brush his hair? With a honeycomb #bestdadjoke
RT @AldiUK: Dad jokes about sausages are the wurst. But what’s your best dad joke? For Father’s Day, Aldi Mamia has teamed up with @watsonc
@AldiUK @watsoncomedian Why did the maniac set fire to his coat?..... he wanted a blazer. #bestdadjoke
@AldiUK @watsoncomedian #BestDadJoke Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands.
@AldiUK @watsoncomedian Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the bottom #BestDadJoke
@AldiUK @watsoncomedian #BestDadJoke The wife told me to stop singing 'Wonderwall' at her. I said maybe...
@AldiUK @watsoncomedian Dad: Did you hear about that actress that killed her husband? Reece .... oh what’s she call…
@AldiUK @watsoncomedian Did you hear about the explosion in the french cheese factory?! All that was left was de-…
What do you call a french man wearing sandals? Philipe Philope #bestdadjoke
@AldiUK @watsoncomedian #bestdadjoke What’s the best time to go the dentist? 2:30 (Tooth Hurty) 🙈
@AldiUK @watsoncomedian #bestdadjoke My wife asked me to stop singing ‘Wonderwall’. I said maybe ☺️
@AldiUK @watsoncomedian Why couldn’t the Eastern European Trampoline team get paid? Because all the Czechs bounced... #BestDadJoke
Did you know, that statistically 6 out of 7 dwarves aren’t happy? #BestDadJoke