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wish i sawed logs and said mimimimi in my sleep but instead im more of a "replay a highlight reel of the day you g… https://t.co/k2reRxZMFj
RT @julesinmaryland: you have been visited by the Money Marge. retweet and you will receive some money
anyone else remember that song ope of gungam style though 😂
RT @LucyXIV: 20 year old woman dancing on a Reel: honey if he breathes that is a red flag. when you eat bread that’s trauma. me: so true. g…
@housesitter_ Yeah def the best of the Bay reboots
@Clarknova1 hornyness levels in that one were off the charts, but otherwise i gotta admit i was impressed consideri… https://t.co/2Fig0Rt7LR
facebook is an arrogant enough company to go with a name that seems so bad that no company would ever name themselv… https://t.co/FS3wbe8osO
@housesitter_ Each lil burger got a differently lil cheese slice. Some got the pepper jack, some got swiss, there's a Gouda in there
i wanna go to a restaurant that serves small cheeseburgers on a conveyor belt
@housesitter_ In any other situation it may make sense to rant about work. But not when there are other people invo… https://t.co/B9GWpjVcqb
@housesitter_ 100% the dumbest joke i will make on this website

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