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And you say he's just a friend
I whispered in her ear, "Come to the picture booth so I can ask you some questions to see if you are a hundred proof"
But a year to make love she wanted you to wait
Everything sounded so dandy and sweet I had no idea I was in for a treat
Super educated I'm smarter than Spock (Spock)
Forget about that, let's go into the story about a girl named blah-blah-blah that adored me
I went to a gate to ask where was her dorm, this guy made me fill out a visitor's form
But when I sprung the question, she acted kind of strange
I asked her her name, she said blah-blah-blah
Her pants may have been 9/10 but she was more like 4/10.
So we started talkin', getttin' familiar. Spendin' a lot of time so we can build up a relationship or some understanding
I just got onstage drippin', pourin' with sweat
you got what I need but you say he's just a friend