Jalapenocopter (@Jalapenocopter)


@sendmorecops I wish I had girl who looked good I would call her.
@sendmorecops I wish I had girl who looked good
I would call her.
I've had a smort phone for about a month now and the Google Play store is just a shitpost, right? None of this stuff is real, right?
I've had a smort phone for about a month now and the Google Play store is just a shitpost, right?

None of this stuff is real, right?
YOU WON'T TAKE ME YOU WON'T BREAK ME I'LL FIGHT YOU UNDER BLOOD-RED SKIES! https://t.co/Jsgx6FQ0Pb
YOU WON'T TAKE ME
YOU WON'T BREAK ME
I'LL FIGHT YOU UNDER BLOOD-RED SKIES! https://t.co/Jsgx6FQ0Pb
@KurriTweets God, I hope they put Sol Badguy in next to really piss them off.
@KurriTweets God, I hope they put Sol Badguy in next to really piss them off.
@GaeleyFGC Do the hair-like feathers over the beak count as a mustache?
@GaeleyFGC Do the hair-like feathers over the beak count as a mustache?
@makyurial More than two decades later the guy still has sub-boss privileges.
@makyurial More than two decades later the guy still has sub-boss privileges.
Honestly, smash bros. could use a little more patricide.
Honestly, smash bros. could use a little more patricide.

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