KilValmer (@KilValmer)


@menickybeth this woman wanted to pull like six teeth that I have since found out were savable super glad I found something better
something about a dentist's office in a strip mall between a smoke shop and a nail salon that makes me not want to… https://t.co/Qt5SwrEhKL
im a wheelgun woman
@kielbasagarage that shit get you high? she look high
I just had a 1/6 scale metal WWII helmet fall on my forehead from like 3 feet above me
@___maryboy tfw god isnt finished with you yet https://t.co/PlQsBpkwhy
@___maryboy tfw god isnt finished with you yet https://t.co/PlQsBpkwhy
abdominal muscles imply the existence of absubinal muscles
abdominal muscles imply the existence of absubinal muscles
RT @allisongeroi: After John Landis killed an actor and two kids on the set of the Twilight Zone, he directed the "Thriller" music video an…
RT @allisongeroi: After John Landis killed an actor and two kids on the set of the Twilight Zone, he directed the
Trivial Fursuit
Trivial Fursuit
yeah im bisexual, but id rather be bisected
yeah im bisexual, but id rather be bisected
who is this is?
who is this is?
@no_goblins would love my parents shower https://t.co/3JwKeJnMXt
@no_goblins would love my parents shower https://t.co/3JwKeJnMXt
@DumbGuypod it can just pick up any bones it finds along the way to upgrade itself
@DumbGuypod it can just pick up any bones it finds along the way to upgrade itself
@old_lotion this is so sweet! happy birthday Stinky, hope it was a good one!
@old_lotion this is so sweet!

happy birthday Stinky, hope it was a good one!
I also booby trapped every spot he tried to rebuild in for like a month lol
I also booby trapped every spot he tried to rebuild in for like a month lol
the first cat I ever had in Minecraft was named Rubbsy and someone on my server killed him so I burned down his entire fucking house
the first cat I ever had in Minecraft was named Rubbsy and someone on my server killed him so I burned down his entire fucking house

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