Porter (@Porter)
Want to load test your web application for free? Just post that you're accepting appointments for COVID vaccination… https://t.co/O1fyTPtWcH
Who knew that all those times trying to score concert tickets before they sold out were really just practice runs f… https://t.co/x9pggDBdub
You know that feeling when you take a great dump? A big, beautiful dump — a lot of people are saying it was a perfe… https://t.co/hibuwHOvnF
If @jrpsaki's first press conference isn't introduced by @JohnCleese, I feel that we will be worse off as a species. https://t.co/WSLWfC0hbb
I am irrationally bothered by the fact that Mario’s evil counterpart is named “Wario,” but Luigi’s isn’t “Wuigi.”
So which is it, @senatemajldr: "We can't afford $2000" or "We can totally afford $2000, but I would like you to do… https://t.co/IDzvK7ETNV
It’s fun how Zoom turns every rendition of “Happy Birthday” into a round.
@mint, we really need to talk about what you think warrants a call for re-engagement... https://t.co/L4tp8nWf58
Fortunately for my wife, she married a Web developer who can fix your mess and get her past the queue to login. Not… https://t.co/DX8aMmx0iY
When your website is so banged up that you have to implement a queue to let people in slowly, but then your queue h… https://t.co/16LYAZonA8
I really love it when Past Me leaves Future Me the gift of a thoroughly well planned piece of code. It almost make… https://t.co/B2FQ4h9ZPc
@kplawver Not to mention that your phone's battery will last longer now, too.
Just so I’m clear, the administration’s official position on COVID-19 testing really is, “If a tree falls in the fo… https://t.co/V4P1pe11xP
Watched Back to the Future II with the boys last night. I think the scenes with the antique store filled with '80s… https://t.co/GgKuighq7G
Looks like @TeamYouTube's latest release killed the ability to globally disable annotation pop-ups in videos. Now w… https://t.co/VN5hVxMLUa
Saw the trailer for @HobbsAndShaw... Looks funny, but are we supposed to pretend that this isn't a live-action Kung Fu Panda 3?
"Dear customer, the support of your computer has been expired. Call, toll-free, xxx-xxx-xxxx to renew." People are… https://t.co/Td16URofE5
Don't call it a comeback; I've been here for years. https://t.co/5TyXM4qRsK
At the park listening to an 11 or 12 yr old insist to his 80-something (great?) grandfather that Fortnite is not another name for two weeks.
