xerxesbigboy (@xerxesbigboy)


RT @MrChrisSult: before asking me to help you with something please consider: i don't feel like it and i'm probably not very good at it
RT @trashtherentaI: these cant be the same hills kate bush was runnin up
RT @HatfieldAnne: I'm extending my empire via the Internet.
RT @SaltyMacTavish: Whenever anyone says something stupid my flanks shiver like a water buffalo who’s been shot with a tranquilizer dart be…
RT @mom_tho: id be much more cocky but every so often I get knocked down a few notches when I have to ask for horsey sauce
RT @HatfieldAnne: A slow, casual pivot. Nope, no cameras.
RT @IamJackBoot: We can't BOTH be ether addicts, we'll look like cretins. Pick a different chic, self destructive habit; the sweet vitriol…
RT @ozzyunc: Am I fun at parties? Well, I can eat a whole bag of party mix.
RT @TrueTorontoGirl: Just watched 3 people jogging outside and it has inspired me to get up and close the blinds.
RT @JimmerThatisAll: It takes a village to raise a scaffold.
RT @IamJackBoot: My favorite Peanuts panel I've remembered for forty years and today I decided to look for it. https://t.co/NNGiVV9J0u
RT @IamJackBoot: My favorite Peanuts panel I've remembered for forty years and today I decided to look for it. https://t.co/NNGiVV9J0u
RT @ozzyunc: Don't judge a book by the part they hollowed out to hide the flask.
RT @ozzyunc: Don't judge a book by the part they hollowed out to hide the flask.
RT @BoneChocolates: Everyone says their children are beautiful but that it statistically impossible.
RT @BoneChocolates: Everyone says their children are beautiful but that it statistically impossible.
RT @IamJackBoot: Stop making love to us with your bedroom eyes Mr. Snuffleupagus.
RT @IamJackBoot: Stop making love to us with your bedroom eyes Mr. Snuffleupagus.
RT @ozzyunc: This Tweet was processed in a facility that also processes peanuts.
RT @ozzyunc: This Tweet was processed in a facility that also processes peanuts.
RT @yonewt: my favorite part of nextdoor is seeing neighbors toss around the latest street slang such as 'casing the joint'
RT @yonewt: my favorite part of nextdoor is seeing neighbors toss around the latest street slang such as 'casing the joint'
RT @yonewt: also re the sneezing fits please hold your god bless yous until the end of the performance thank you
RT @yonewt: also re the sneezing fits please hold your god bless yous until the end of the performance thank you
RT @HatfieldAnne: Much like Her Majesty The Queen, I use subtle movements to convey instructions. For example, when I spill my water, that’…
RT @HatfieldAnne: Much like Her Majesty The Queen, I use subtle movements to convey instructions. For example, when I spill my water, that’…
RT @BoneChocolates: Dressing for the job I want and not getting out of pajamas.
RT @BoneChocolates: Dressing for the job I want and not getting out of pajamas.
RT @IfIwassomething: Did you get a box of crayons and a juice box with your art school degree? That's how you know it's legit and you're qu…
RT @IfIwassomething: Did you get a box of crayons and a juice box with your art school degree? That's how you know it's legit and you're qu…

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